The no ballroom is hilarious…hmm, 20lbs overnight, I’ll have to think on that, now if you said 200 lbs you know what my answer would be ; )

I called for a pizza the other night and after waiting 55 minutes I called to see what was up, the harried chickie on the phone told me, ‘your pizza is on its way’ I laughed and asked ‘is my pizza driving or walking?!’ She cracked up and thanked me for that one, apparently it was scary busy pizza night around town. Just thought I’d share the laugh…

I love how they’re explaining thousands of birds falling out of the sky, the newscasters don’t sound like they don’t believe the noise that’s coming out of their own mouths.

Luv, Zen Lill

PS Burt, you out there? What, no answer to my q?!

So now the government is telling us that it is okay to drink water from the Fena Reservoir with such high levels of iron and manganese in the water that it gives it a brownish tint.

Really?

However, the Navy which is responsible for those high levels says they have initiated treatments to remove those elements and return the water to its normal appearance.

We are being told that noticeable improvement in the water clarity should be apparent within two days. And normal water conditions are anticipated within seven days.

Here’s the explanation we were given. “The high levels of iron and manganese were caused by planned maintenance on the system at the Fena Reservoir.”

My god, if this is what we get from them when the maintenance “is planned,” I don’t want to see what they do when it is not.

Peter

Okay that one was on the males. Here’s one on the females.
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How do Arab women lose 20 pounds every night?
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This one is because you are a designer.
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A gorgeous young woman asked the manager of a designer boutique, “May I try on that dress in the window?

“Go ahead,” the manager replied. “Maybe it’ll attract business.”