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By: Ronnie Noorani

Ronnie Noorani — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 19:57:14 +0000

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By: Michelle Moquin’s “A day in the life of…” » Blog Archive » End Of America? Birds Dropping Out Of The Sky?

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 16:43:52 +0000

[...] and what about these birds dropping out of the sky? For those of you interested in what Maz posted, here’s a video of Beebe, [...]

By: Doug The Main Dude

Doug The Main Dude — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 15:15:27 +0000

I read about those birds, Maz. Do you mean to call the ship Climax or no?

By: TAO

TAO — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 05:43:50 +0000

A shuttle craft from the Climate came in low and cloaked over Arkansas and was hit by couple thousand birds. The craft’s defense mechanism activated and killed them all.

The US scrambled their stealth craft to intercept. We captured one and let the other two escape.

This is to let interested parties know that we will release plane and occupants(pilot and gunner) after we have safety cleared the area.

We will leave the area when we complete our mission in three more days.

Maz

By: Nellie

Nellie — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 02:54:55 +0000

I like this one.
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A family is at the dinner table.

The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:

In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm.

In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions’.
‘Onions?’
‘Yes, you see them and they make you cry.’

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, ‘Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,

‘Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20’s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30’s and 40’s, it is like a birch, flexible but
reliable.

After his 50’s, it is like a Christmas Tree.’

‘A Christmas tree?’
‘Yes – the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration
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