Ernie, men have been forever judging women first on their looks then their other assets. So excuse me if mature women are doing the same thing.

We have to put up with your tracked drawers to your snoring. Do we have to put up with your tiny dicks too.

I say, yes, and maybe if there’s plenty of money to fill the void. Otherwise git along little doggie.

Candi, chuck the romp roast if the meat is enough for a full meal.

Marianne

If you like the guy, why break up just because he has a small penis? Sex can be more that a big penis. Use that big head you women are always complaining the men don’t use.

I find it hard to believe that Zen Lill with her intellect would only be satisfied with a man with a big penis. Alycedale with that mouth, needs one in it to shut her up.

I don’t see any reason to lose an otherwise fine relationship just because the man has a small penis.

Ernie

Well, we’ll find out tonight after the New Hampshire primary, won’t we? If he ends up with a commanding 20-point victory like many of the polls indicate, then, sadly, it looks like we will have a liberal Republican as our nominee.

Romney would have a tsunami of momentum heading into South Carolina following that State’s governor’s influential endorsement.

With that said, President Obama doesn’t even hold a candle to a potential President Romney.

No way Romney bows before a Saudi dictator. Or a Chinese one, for that matter.

And no way he invites thug rappers to the White House for poetry reading sessions who are known for singing sweet odes to cop killers and enjoy spitting out lyrics on how the evil white man is pillaging the planet’s resources.

And Mrs. Romney wouldn’t be waving an FDA-approved organic finger in our faces while she herself wolfs down French fries, burgers and all those other fried foods we’re supposed to jettison.

So there’s that.

Of course, we don’t want to jump the gun and precipitously crown the Republican nominee. Santorum, Gingrich, Perry and Paul still have an opportunity to contrast their vision for America with that of Mitt the frontrunner.

Oh, and I forgot to include Jon Huntsman. I’m sure he gets that a lot. He probably forgets he’s still in the race. But yes, Huntsman is still around.

Here’s what we do know: You should be refreshing HumanEvents.com repeatedly throughout the day for election results and analysis. Our veteran political reporter John Gizzi is on the ground in New Hampshire, bringing you exclusive video reports. And, as you’re on our page we’ll have a special chat and Twitter thread for you to check out up-to-the-minute results.

You know you want to see Ann Coulter’s tweets! She’s our legal affairs correspondent, after all. Besides Coulter, you’ll have access to Twitter feeds of all our reporters and editors, including John Hayward, Tony Lee, Audrey Hudson, Adam Tragone and yours truly.

Now that we’re done with our New Hampshire official business, here’s something for you to chew on: Barack Obama promised us that his much-ballyhooed “stimulus” plan would invigorate the economic recovery by creating a labor force that would bring total employment to 137.8 million people. Guess what? That number has nosedived to a humiliating 131.9 million, which means the Obama jobs deficit now stands at 5.9 million.

That’s a figure that should be repeated over and over again by the eventual Republican nominee for president. Heck, Barack Obama is running a jobs shortfall vis-à-vis his own benchmark by almost 6 million people.

What’s that you say? Cut the Prez some slack because he didn’t know how bad the economic crisis was after “inheriting” it? Except that he kept telling us that we were in the worst economy since the Great Depression! Oops, there goes that Obama campaign talking point, too.

Remember, HumanEvents.com all throughout the day for the latest returns. We’ve got you covered, as usual.

—Jason Mattera