Comments on: Parul Sehgal: An ode to envy

By: Cliff

Cliff — Sun, 03 Nov 2013 20:05:20 +0000

I’m a gay guy who looks like a beautiful woman. Some of the straight girls in my class are sooooooooooo jealous. They make fun of me when they are with their boyfriends. I laugh on the side because some of them have had more of my ass than theirs.

I get my dick sucked regularly by some of their macho boy friends when they come sneaking over to my house. I refuse to give them head but I let them suck this dick. That goes across all racial lines. They like this hot stuff.

By: Brittany

Brittany — Sun, 03 Nov 2013 20:01:15 +0000

My friends are so jealous of each other. I don’t see the reason. It’s not like they are all that. Now, I’m too modest to tell but I can understand them being jealous of me. I’m a natural while they are peroxide wannabes.

I’m 5’10″ while they are cramming their abused feet into 6″ spikes. My ass belongs on a sister, while they could sit without a cushion. I’m 41 but my body says 21, while they have had so many babies that their bodies look like broken down roadways.

I’m a good friend so I don’t put them down. But they definitely have reason to be jealous of me.

By: Vance

Vance — Sun, 03 Nov 2013 19:53:59 +0000

I’ve been trying to find this blog all day. Now It pops up. Glad to see you are back Howie. Love the alien stuff.

I usually pick a different name to write in for. I wonder if that is what Al is doing. My sister says she recognizes his wit on occasion. I think she is batty because she likes the shit he says.

She told me the other day she was thinking of poisoning her idiot husband so she can leave Detroit and go to Florida to find Al. I hate to think what she will be like when she makes 50.

So what’s up with Al, is he gay, I am.

By: Henrietta

Henrietta — Sun, 03 Nov 2013 19:45:52 +0000

Zen Lill, that was some exercise. Whew, girl, do you actually do that?

By: Erica

Erica — Sun, 03 Nov 2013 19:44:38 +0000

My husband is so jealous that he checks to see if I have panties on all the time. When we are out he shoves his hands under my dress or skirt and just checks. We have been married for 11 years and he never misses an occasion when I have on a dress or skirt.

If he had a brain he would check before I leave the house.