I must say I hate living on the East coast because I have to wait so long before I get to read your blog. It is 6:43 AM. I bet you are still cracking Zee’S. I’m on my way to work after i get this in.

I’d rather move out West so that I could make your blog my morning coffee.

Love

Caroline

PS: I hope you don’t mind a gay girl falling in love with you.

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We have been jammed every time we tried to get out a message. I want you to know that we are still fighting. I cannot tell you how important Madaline and her girls are to us.

Please don’ take them away.

Bahameen

This is from a book called  Disorder in the American Courts, and are supposedly things people  actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. 
______________________________ ______________
ATTORNEY:  She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How  many were boys?
WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any  girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different  attorney.
          Can I get a new  attorney?
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A: Maximize FDIC insurance coverage by funding a variety of bank accounts. The coverage, previously capped at $100,000 per person for individual savings or checking accounts, has been increased to $250,000 through December 31, 2009, with the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008

 – but the FDIC also now insures up to $250,000 per person in joint accounts. In addition, it insures retirement accounts for up to $250,000 and trust accounts for an additional $250,000 per beneficiary.

So a married couple could have separate individual accounts, a joint savings account, separate retirement accounts and two trust accounts — each naming the other spouse as a beneficiary — and be covered by FDIC insurance up to $2 million.

And that’s at just one bank. This procedure can be repeated at as many FDIC-insured institutions as your assets permit. Note: Changing how your name is listed on accounts does not give you more coverage.