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[...]Michelle Moquin's "A day in the life of…" » Blog Archive » Limtiaco Becomes First Female U.S. Attorney For Guam and CNMI[...]…

You are an embarrassment to white people everywhere. I read you shit and the second thought that came to mind was that I needed a tan.

The first is that boy needs a lobotomy.

Michelle

This is my first time here. Lars referred me. If only I liked in the States, you are a fine filly. If your comments are half as good as your looks, I’m in for a great deal of pleasure.

Scott

Subject: Take two aspirin…

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.

These excerpts are published each year for their amusement.

Here are last year’s winners…

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a  sneeze.

For those of you who missed it; Here is Guam’s U.S. Attorney General Alicia Limtiaco’s response.
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“I am honored and humbled to have been selected and nominated by President Obama and confirmed by the U.S. Senate to become the next U.S. Attorney for the Districts of Guam and the Northern Mariana Islands. Until I am sworn in as the U.S. Attorney and complete other formal requirements, I will continue to diligently and conscientiously serve as the Attorney General of Guam. I do not at this time have any further information or details about timelines.”
“I wish, however, to express my sincere gratitude for the support I have received from my husband, daughter, parents, and other family members, and many others including Congresswoman Bordallo, during the nomination and confirmation process for the U.S. Attorney position.
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For the record she is also the U.S. Attorney General for the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands.

Hafa adai

Alvina