Call Me A ‘Slut’ Any Day Of The Week
Posted by Michelle Moquin on 14th September 2009
George: You know I’m and ‘eye for an eye’ kinda girl. So Let me get this straight….You don’t think the way you disrespect women isn’t ‘too cruel’? You don’t think that not letting women have control over their bodies isn’t ‘too cruel’? You don’t think that enslaving women isn’t ‘too cruel’? You don’t think that raping women isn’t ‘too cruel’? As far as I can tell, you can dish it out but you can’t take.
And I don’t want to hear your excuses that these are your god’s laws. You think you can say and do anything because you feel it is your god’s law…the way of the bible. Sorry I don’t buy it, never will, and I’ll never be a god fearing woman. Why would I fear or want to fear god?
In regards to that ‘slut’, oh…I just love that word. Of course it was a man who made the definition of a woman who loves sex derogatory, and the definition of a man who loves sex (stud) complimentary. Another way to control the pussy.
Women: From now on, the word ‘slut’ sits right alongside the word ‘stud’. Girls, are you with me? Don’t you just love being a ‘slut’? I do. I love sex. Nothing wrong with loving what god gave you in the form of pleasure. :)
So George, call me a ‘slut’, any day of the week. Oh, and the slut that left you. I doubt she’s in hell…no, I bet she is in heaven every night she goes to bed. Can you hear her screamin’ ‘Oh god!’?
Hit a nerve did I? A real man would hang in there. I mean you expect women to hang in there, don’t you?
Lastly, did I say size was everything? No. George, I’m not knocking you for your small dick. You can’t help it that your god didn’t gift you between the legs. I’m only pointing out, how because of your small dick, you compensate over and over again. So to answer your question, ”No size isn’t everything, but you certainly think it is by the way you act to compensate for it.” Pity for you, you feel the need to do so. Pity for you, you let the less intelligent head rule your life. Pity for the women in this world that have to put up with and suffer from your bigotry, and those like you, because of this need you have to compensate for your little dick.
So how about a joke?
Zen Lill: You’re gonna love this. Readers: I couldn’t help but add in my own little comments in (red)
An Italian Boy’s Confession
‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl’. (He really wanted to say, “I have been with a ‘slut.’”)
The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?’
‘Yes, Father, it is.’
‘And who was the girl you were with?’
‘I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation’. (Are you thinking, “Good little boy. Most want to brag who they’ve been with.” Oh but don’t think he’s such a saint; This little boy has a hidden agenda for his ‘not wanting to ruin her reputation’.)
“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?’
‘I cannot say.’
‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’
‘I’ll never tell.’
‘Was it Nina Capelli?’
‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’
‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’
‘My lips are sealed.’
‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’
‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’
The priest sighs in frustration.
‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you’ve sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.’
Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
‘What’d you get?’
‘Four months vacation and five good leads.’ (Didn’t I say he had an agenda?. They learn young, yes?)
Ah…men….they knock a woman for sluttin’ around unless they’re the one she’s sluttin’ around with. :)
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Sikudhani and all of the rest of the girls: I don’t know how Ruth and Anonz connected up to free you girls but all that matters is that you are free. You no longer need to be in fear. You are safe. I am so happy for you and the girls. I am so happy and grateful to all of those involved.
Al: I agree with your post ‘American idol’, I just think the title was poorly picked. Although ‘AI’ is a reality show, it is far different from many of the really bad reality shows out there. It is sad that the general public thirsts for them just as sad as they thirst for more cops shows, and movies depicting war, espionage and murder.
Billy: This is fun. Another good one. I like this one: “The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.” Keep ‘em comin’.
Anonymous #9: My pleasure. We need more humor on this blog sometimes otherwise I get way too too serious. I hope that you find a better barber!
Ruth: You are not monopolizing my blog. I am delighted that we have another regular. I liked your comment too and learned something myself, so thank you.
And especially happy in regards to this past good fortune for Sikudhani and the rest of the girls. I don’t know who you are or what you do, but thank you for reading here so that you became aware of Sikudhani’s situation, and more importantly that you helped do something about it. We need more people in the world like you. And of course a big thank you to Anonz too.
What an inspiring and wonderful story Anna – thank you for sharing. Hi Peter! Hafa Adai.
That’s it for me today. I hope that everyone has a good Monday!
Gratefully your blog host and forever a ‘slut’,
michelle
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