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Call Me A ‘Slut’ Any Day Of The Week

Posted by Michelle Moquin on 14th September 2009

George: You know I’m and ‘eye for an eye’ kinda girl. So Let me get this straight….You don’t think the way you disrespect women isn’t ‘too cruel’? You don’t think that not letting women have control over their bodies isn’t ‘too cruel’? You don’t think that enslaving women isn’t ‘too cruel’? You don’t think that raping women isn’t ‘too cruel’? As far as I can tell, you can dish it out but you can’t take.

And I don’t want to hear your excuses that these are your god’s laws. You think you can say and do anything because you feel it is your god’s law…the way of the bible. Sorry I don’t buy it, never will, and I’ll never be a god fearing woman. Why would I fear or want to fear god?

In regards to that ‘slut’, oh…I just love that word. Of course it was a man who made the definition of a woman who loves sex derogatory, and the definition of a man who loves sex (stud) complimentary. Another way to control the pussy.

Women: From now on, the word ‘slut’ sits right alongside the word ‘stud’. Girls,  are you with me? Don’t you just love being a ‘slut’? I do. I love sex. Nothing wrong with loving what god gave you in the form of pleasure. :)

So George, call me a ‘slut’, any day of the week. Oh, and the slut that left you. I doubt she’s in  hell…no, I bet she is in heaven every night she goes to bed. Can you hear her screamin’ ‘Oh god!’?

Hit a nerve did I? A real man would hang in there. I mean you expect women to hang in there, don’t you?

Lastly, did I say size was everything? No. George, I’m not knocking you for your small dick. You can’t help it that your god didn’t gift you between the legs. I’m only pointing out, how because of your small dick, you compensate over and over again. So to answer your question,  ”No size isn’t everything, but you certainly think it is by the way you act to compensate for it.” Pity for you, you feel the need to do so. Pity for you, you let the less intelligent head rule your life. Pity for the women in this world that have to put up with and suffer from your bigotry, and those like you, because of this need you have to compensate for your little dick.

So how about a joke?

Zen Lill: You’re gonna love this. Readers: I couldn’t help but add in my own little comments in (red)

An Italian Boy’s Confession

‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

I have been with a loose girl’. (He really wanted to say, “I have been with a ‘slut.’”)

The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?’

‘Yes, Father, it is.’

‘And who was the girl you were with?’

‘I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation’. (Are you thinking, “Good little boy. Most want to brag who they’ve been with.” Oh but don’t think he’s such a saint; This little boy has a hidden agenda for his ‘not wanting to ruin her reputation’.)

“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later

so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?’

‘I cannot say.’

‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’

‘I’ll never tell.’

‘Was it Nina Capelli?’

‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’

‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’

‘My lips are sealed.’

‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’

‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’

The priest sighs in frustration.

‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that.

But you’ve sinned and have to atone.

You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.

Now you go and behave yourself.’

Joey walks back to his pew,

and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,

‘What’d you get?’

‘Four months vacation and five good leads.’ (Didn’t I say he had an agenda?. They learn young, yes?)

Ah…men….they knock a woman for sluttin’ around unless they’re the one she’s sluttin’ around with. :)

~~~~~~~

Sikudhani and all of the rest of the girls:  I don’t know how Ruth and Anonz connected up to free you girls but all that matters is that you are free. You no longer need to be in fear. You are safe.  I am so happy for you and the girls. I am so happy and grateful to all of those involved.

Al: I agree with your post ‘American idol’, I just think the title was poorly picked. Although ‘AI’ is a reality show, it is far different from many of the really bad reality shows out there. It is sad that the general public thirsts for them just as sad as they thirst for more cops shows, and movies depicting war, espionage and murder.

Billy: This is fun. Another good one. I like this one: “The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.” Keep ‘em comin’.

Anonymous #9: My pleasure. We need more humor on this blog sometimes otherwise I get way too too serious. I hope that you find a better barber!

Ruth: You are not monopolizing my blog. I am delighted that we have another regular. I liked your comment too and learned something myself, so thank you.

And especially happy in regards to this past good fortune for Sikudhani and the rest of the girls. I don’t know who you are or what you do, but thank you for reading here so that you became aware of Sikudhani’s situation, and more importantly that you helped do something about it. We need more people in the world like you. And of course a big thank you to Anonz too.

What an inspiring and wonderful story Anna – thank you for sharing. Hi Peter! Hafa Adai.

That’s it for me today. I hope that everyone has a good Monday!

Gratefully your blog host and forever a ‘slut’,

michelle

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This ‘N That Chit-Chat

Posted by Michelle Moquin on 22nd March 2009

So here I sit again, in front of my computer ready to write my write, enjoying my hot cup of cocoa…staving off heart attacks, strokes, diabetes, and cancer, while I sit in bed blogging. Ya gotta love it. And I also love the fact that I  need no excuse from now on to indulge in one of my faves: Chocolate.   

And it seems we are on the same subject today: Recognizing the humor in life. Sans the sickening article on fraudulent Feldman and his faux liver transplants. He is unforgivable and should have his liver removed for punishment.  

But let me back track a bit and respond to some of you first before I carry on with today’s write. 

Zen Lill:  Say “Hello!”….and have a great time with Lisa! I can’t wait to hear about the Ellen Show too. 

Creg:  So, I am so blown away that you took my advice and called your daughter. I am so happy for the both of you. I hope that you both enjoy your new relationship.  And thanks to Gloria too for recommending my blog.   

Tina: Your story had me in stitches!

Anna, Peter, Hafa adai:  Again I know so little about Guam. Thank you for posting a little history for all of us. 

Anonymous: I don’t blame you about being upset. Getting into Law school is big. I will congratulate you even if your parents won’t. Congratulations – I hope that you do well and pass the bar on your first try.

Ned: Sorry for laughing but how can you live with someone who doesn’t bathe regularly? She gives a new meaning to the term  ‘dirty sex’. Could this divorce be a blessing in disguise?

Blake:  If she is heartless and cruel to everyone including you, why would you want to marry her? An example: Your mother walks out all dressed up and wearing her best sunday hat. She feels so good when she wears this hat but it really looks ridiculous.  Do you tell her when you know how happy wearing that hat makes her? Hell no.  Yet your girlfriend probably would. That is cruel. It is not always in the best interest of others to be so honest. In this case telling your mother that she looked ridiculous would not serve her at all. Let her walk out happy.  People who see her will probably love the fact that she is just so delighted  with herself. I say,  ‘Get a clue. Find someone new.’

Megan, Belinda, Tina, Jerry, Linda, Shawn and Cathy:  Thanks for your stories too. I am smiling and laughing. I love that all of you are so open and willing to share on my blog. 

Phillip: You need to get a clue too. I think your girl is tired of driving and wants to feel like the woman in this relationship. Why not pick her up sometime and take her out. YOU drive and if you’re smart, you’ll start opening the door for her to get in and out of the car too. Start treating her like she’s your girl instead of a buddy. Just my thoughts…

Speaking of getting a clue…Sam: You’re ‘thinking’ of not marrying her?  If her words don’t tell you clear enough to get out, I will. ‘Get out. Find someone you want to be with and who wants to be with you.’

Holly:  Don’t pay attention to your dad. He’s probably envious and living vicariously through your chip bro. Congrats on making the dean’s honor list – keep in goin’!

You know, I think I’m going to end it right here. I wanted to write about something today but I’m going to save it for tomorrow, enjoy the ease of this weekends comments,  and just sign off.  I hope that’s cool with you. 

Have a beautiful Sunday.

 

Gratefully your blog host,

michelle

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Finding Humor In The Havoc

Posted by Michelle Moquin on 21st March 2009

Good morning…

I have to say that it was fun to read the comments this morning. I enjoyed that we got off of politics and got  personal, whether it was purging or sharing stories from the past.  A friend said to me the other day, that at some point when everything is going down, you need to find the humor in the havoc and have a good laugh. And I thought about it. After all, if you are doing as much as you can, and still things aren’t coming together, life can feel quite ridiculous. And when it does, if you allow it, humor drops in and gives you a tickle.  I have had some moments with humor these days. 

Hi Lori:  First of all, no man is perfect, but my man is better than most husbands out there that I have come across. I am grateful for and appreciate his good qualities. Now, your man…I know it must’ve been an upsetting time for you, but hey, in the end I really think you did him a favor.  What better way to leave this world than to go out with a bang? I hope that you don’t mind that I added some humor to your story today.  And like you said, ‘If the roles were reversed….’  I think he got just what he deserved. :)

Zen Lill:  Again, my apologies for being insensitive. I have been in my own little world lately…

Hi Creg:  You are right..men aren’t the only ‘aholes’.  Still, pardon me for laughing a bit at the fact that your young daughter was mimicking your wife’s love-making noises. Again, I know it must’ve been a difficult time for you but looking back, does it not make you laugh a little? I hope that you have moved past the bitterness and you have a fresher look at things. 

Which speaking of…I don’t blame you for leaving your wife but also not speaking to your daughter feels a bit harsh to me. I think you are missing out by not having a relationship with her. I don’t think that your daughter was conspiring with your cheating wife.  I think your cheating wife acted very unfairly to her young daughter by putting her in that position. I think she is innocent in this. After all, it sounds like your daughter wanted to tell you but was probably told by her mother to keep silent all of those years. 

What a horrible thing for a young girl to have to hide from her father. And how it must affect her as a woman today. It seems she finally got the courage at age eighteen to tell you and you write her off. I hope you don’t mind me saying that I think you should call her up and try to salvage your relationship with her. It’s never too late. 

Jodi, Susan, Loni, Sandra, Michelle:  All of your stories were so much fun to read. These past few weeks I have gotten together with some of my girls from high school and we have been laughing so much at all of the funny stories that happened to us ions ago. And Sandra, thank you for saying that you found Colette’s story hilarious; I did too. 

I’ll share one that happened to me when I was young that I find pretty funny.

I was meeting this guy that I had a total crush on, at a party, and we were kind of  ‘going out’…nothing official but we were definitely into each other. We decided to take a walk to a nearby park to make-out. Well, things got pretty hot and heavy with the kissing. About an hour or so later I needed to leave. So, we walked back to the party and my friend’s parents picked us up and dropped me off at home. 

I walked in the door and my mother asked me how the party was. I went on and on about how much fun it was. She asked me if I went anywhere else. And I lied and said no. She said, “Michelle, where were you? Your sweater is on inside out and you have grass all over you.” I was so embarrassed then, and she was a bit ticked.  But of course we both laugh about it now. 

I hope that 20 years from now I will be laughing at the times today. Enjoy your Saturday and make it something worth laughing about…now or later. 

 

Gratefully your blog host,

michelle

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Happy Birthday Mr. President!

Posted by Michelle Moquin on 12th February 2009

Good morning.

So it seems the topic of yesterday swung to the stimulus side, no surprise. And surprise, I don’t feel like talking about it. 

I have a few things to say today but right now I want to honor Abraham Lincoln’s birthday.  He would be 200 years old if he were alive today.  Obama seems to hold a special place for Lincoln; he borrows quotes every so often from his inspiring mindful, soulful, heartfelt speeches. It is written that ‘no other president possessed such compelling literary power and grace.’  Well maybe not until now. :) 

Speaking of….I wonder if Adam and AH are gonna go back in time and party with the birthday boy, or will they surprise Lincoln and pull him to party in the present?  Oh…wouldn’t it be just delightful if he blogged a few words. Adam, I’m sure you could make that happen if you are reading this.  

Anyway…

Happy Birthday Mr. President!

 

Zen Lill: I was just thinking that the other day. I must do more; writing about it is not enough. I have to Brainstorm but right now my mind is too full this morning with ‘stuff’ to say much more about it. You and I seriously need to talk. How I wish you lived here so we could just go meet for coffee.

Gina: No disrespect  to you but I simply can not order Madaline to kill at will for you or anyone else…especially over money.  I’m sorry but you are going to need to figure this one out yourself.

What else?  Oh yeah, my girlfriend Domi sent this to me the other day. Just for fun I thought I would post it:

George was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.  When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. 

“I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll inherit $65 million.”

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Oh ya got that right.  Speaking of George…

George:  I really don’t have much more to say to men like you that I haven’t said already. FYI: Honor is something that is earned, not just freely given. Secondly, I never made an oath to ‘obey’ my husband. That was not part of my vows.

As far as walking behind my man – Get real! Here’s me walking all right, but not behind my man – This is me turning my back and proudly walking away from your BS. Get used to it! You may be following my ass but I certainly won’t be following yours, or any man for that matter. PS: You’d be lucky if any woman chose to walk by your side, but with an attitude like yours, don’t count on it.    

Readers: As always, if you have something to say, say it here. Blog me. 

Gratefully your blog host,

michelle

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If McCain Could Get Pregnant – Man Boobs and all!

Posted by Michelle Moquin on 16th October 2008

                                                               

Okay, so McCain’s best line was, ‘If you wanted to run against President bush…blah blah blah.’ Like everyone else, I’ll give him points for that one too but that’s it. That was his only highlight for the evening. Look, Obama wouldn’t keep bringing it up if it wasn’t true – The guy voted 90% with Bush…Don’t tell me it won’t be McSame Same if he’s elected.

All I felt from him was anger and stubbornness, which only evoked my own anger, especially when he called women’s health ‘extreme’. It is obvious that McCain doesn’t seem to understand that women’s health matters. It’s obvious that he doesn’t trust women to decide what is in the best interest of their own health.  If I were his wife I would slap him in the face. I’m embarrassed for her. 

Okay, so he’s against abortion; a pro lifer – fine. But don’t push your morals and your decisions on me. Don’t start talking like you have any idea what a woman goes through when she becomes pregnant. I was ready to strangle him when he so casually mentioned that ‘we’ll help with the adoption process if you don’t want the child’ or something to that affect. (Not his exact words but you get the picture.) Well what if I just don’t want to be pregnant period? Sorry that I don’t want to carry a child for nine months, just so that you can help me give it away. Sorry, I have a life and maybe I just don’t want to give it up for nine months watching my stomach grow and going through all kinds of emotions that you can never relate to. How easy it is for you to basically say, ‘carry the child and we’ll help with the adoption process’, when you have absolutely no idea what a woman goes through emotionally as well as physically. You make it sound so easy.

Okay, McCain, you carry a baby for nine months that you don’t want. You wake up to morning sickness and tender breasts. You watch parts of your body get fatter than they have ever been.  You feel all of your organs pushing up against each other making room for a growing life. You handle all of the mood swings and changes to your body not knowing if you’ll ever lose the added weight. Oh…and don’t forget, you now have man boobs! And an added bonus; they’re filled with milk! You’re craving strange foods and for some reason you just don’t feel as sexy as you used to.   

Then at around nine months, you piss in your pants – oops my water broke!  It’s delivery time. Legs in the air, you begin to push that baby out of your ass (I’m using this as an example only…you’ll see why shortly) stretching you in ways you didn’t think you could stretch, feeling so much pain that you want to kill, shouting expletives to whoever put you in this position. (And yes women who have chosen to be pregnant by their significant other have felt this way too, so you can imagine the feelings of one who does not choose to be.) Then after hours of agonizing labor, you pop that baby out; have it swept from your arms to never have another thought of it again. Yeah …right.  Oh but wait….your asshole has been stretched so much that guess what? You’re shitting in your pants; you have lost control of your bowl movements. Oh…but don’t worry…a little stitch or two will tighten it up in no time and you’ll be back to ‘normal’.

Normal? Forget the fact that you never wanted this little bundle of joy, but that you can’t seem to forget about him or her. Forget that you never wanted this baby but that you bonded with it anyways while it grew inside of you. Forget that as much as you know you made the right decision for you, it still weighs on you heavily and you wonder…

Or….roll back nine months and you get to have that abortion and be done with it. Now, I know that I am making abortion sound simple when it really isn’t. I have had one and I can tell you it was an easy decision for me, although I would never want to have to go through it again. But I am sure for many others, it is difficult.  For me carrying a baby that I had no desire to have would be much harder on me, just like for the pro lifers, it would be more difficult to abort than to go through with the pregnancy.

The point is ‘choice’ and having the right to make the best ‘choice’ for yourself. When a woman is ready to have a baby, she is aware and accepts the physical changes and emotional challenges that she will encounter. She has made this ‘choice’.  But when a woman does not want a baby, and her ‘choice’ is taken away, she may have physical and emotional baggage, for lack of a better word, that she did not choose to carry. The right to choose is the way to go. 

McCain will never get this. Why? Not just because it could never happen to him. But because he has blatantly shown that he has no respect for women, women issues, and women’s health.  He just doesn’t care. Period. 

Readers:  I know this is a sensitive subject. Talk to me ~ blog me. 

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Hey Beingajoe:  I agree with you. I would’ve said a lot more about Palin than Obama did in the debate but then again, I’m not running for president. And I did check out those websites a bit – thanks for forwarding. 

Doug: As I have said before so many times to you…Unless people do their homework, they will believe the lies as truth.  

Hi Kali: Thank you. Sometimes I have a hard time finding the words too, but then I am practicing every day. :)

Hello Ling: Wow, you are trying to understand how we pick our leader and learning English too. My gut is that you may just know more than the average American. 

Beverly:  Obviously money doesn’t buy everything. I hear it is just as easy to love a rich man as it is to love a poor man but I think that is just a line. Money definitely makes life easier, no doubt, but it is the emptiness and lack of connection that I could not live with regardless of whether there is money or not. When times are hard, and money is absent, it is the love and connection that will see you through the hard times. And on the other hand, I have friends who are very wealthy, and very lonely…and very stuck. I hope that you find your true love. 

England: I have always wished that we could let go of this party system and get modern.  It is an antiquated system and just doesn’t work in my mind. I have always thought that we should vote on the issues and elect a president that will support those issues. 

Ireland: I think you answered your own question.  

Helena:  I think I’ve already said enough on this subject. :)

Hello Zen Lill:  Oh…No offense taken, just wanted to add my two and continue the convo. How’s the adrenalin today? Not only do we need to think about bigoted deep pockets, but this new news from Anonz is most disturbing…..

Anonz: Is there nothing you can do to stop this? You obviously have influence. Is there anything that I can do on my blog…or the readers? If people, meaning me and my readers, know about it beforehand, could we not flood the media with our knowledge? Surely, if word got out there who was behind this atrocity, maybe we could prevent it? I know it sounds lofty but it is very difficult hearing this come from you just to sit around waiting till d-day. And if you were to tell us the exact time, date and whereabouts on my blog, how would the government react knowing you have given this information? They are watching my blog.

What position would that put me in knowing that I have this information? Would I be willing to stand up for my country if I knew my actions could save lives and prevent McCain from living in the White House? Yes.

Readers: If Anonz provides us with the exact time, date, and whereabouts of this terrorist act, would you stand up and doing something?  This is really something I think we need to think about. I would love to hear from you on this – flood the lines ~ blog me.

OH ZL:  I am so sorry…I have been so wrapped up in my own stuff and this darn election that I can not wait to end! I just had to come back and add….Happy Birthday!!

 

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