Oh….I am in a humorous mood this morning. Time to lighten up and laugh a little. This girls got it going good this morning and I am going to ride it all day. Ya know what I mean?

No topic this morning…just a little chitchat with my readers to break up the monotony of all of the heaviness lately. Don’t ya just need to distant yourself for awhile and laugh a little? I believe one should laugh at least a few times a day. Crack yourself up – I do all the time. And when I’m not laughing at myself, I’m laughing at others….in a good way of course, and hopefully they’re laughing with me.

Not laughing enough in your day? Well, start here this morning. I found a few things to help you break out into some laughter. Keep reading and you’ll come across them :)

Anna:  I love traveling, and I hope one day soon I can fly to meet you. I have no problem sleeping on flights, and no problem with long flights. I use to fly to Indo a few times a year for work and although I was flying business class, which to me was so delicious, being able to totally recline would be the ultimate way to fly….besides having my own craft of course.

Now if we’re talking about my ship, there is  no comparison. Let me just brag a little… My ship is so huge, more than 1000 earths could fit in it. So if you want leg room and a place to recline and relax, I have beaches – because if I’m going anywhere, I have to be near a beach. And mountains? oh yeah…from Mt Tamalpais to the Himalayas. My ship has the best of everything.  Sound good? Want to join me?

In fact peeps, we may all be on my ship now and you would never even know it. Can you wrap your mind around that one? :)

Joyce: I have no idea – All I can say is they are stupid, and not paying attention to the facts. Here’s a little video I found that’ll get you laughing – just goes to show you how stupid people can really be. I think you’ll like it.

They are not always blond

Kushka, and Nawzad: You’re both welcome. I wish that I could do more. I wish that Madaline could do more, but sometimes, we humans need to be left to handle the situations ourselves. Nawzad, Madaline is not reachable by my readers any other way but through my blog. Feel free to say something to her here. She does check in to read, even if she is not able to respond. Hang in there – You girls Rock.

Ah…Scott: You caught me on a good day; I just couldn’t wait to get to you. Thank you for the compliment. So….let’s see….’Meddling’ huh? When men stop meddling with women, I will stop meddling in their lives. And not until then. ‘Bitch’: That I am, and proud of it! Call me a bitch any day of the week….and that’s Bad Ass Bitch to you.

But as far as me interfering in your family business, don’t shoot the messenger. Just because Wendy reads my blog, got inspired, and finally decided to woman up, and not to put up with your shit, don’t blame me. You’re the one who was/is cheating. Maybe you should’ve thought about your wife with your big head, before you thought with your little head and pulled down your pants. My blog just gave her the boldness she needed to bail out.

So…tell me…did you answer her question? Please share with me and my readers, just why Wendy should put up with your shit. I would love to hear your lame excuses. And by the way, you are threatening the wrong girl – I have peeps in the form of one bad-assed super-girl and a clan of chicks that are always ready and itching to kick a little ass.  I would be the wrong girl to fuck with – got my drift?

As far as me being a ball buster – you bet. When men think with the little head instead of the big one, where do you think their brains are? But don’t get me wrong. I love balls; they are the co-pilots on my favorite ride.

Now… be a good boy, and go run off and be with your little girlfriend, until she gets tired of your shit too.

Oh…and this one’s for you.

So...Wendy: How goes it? No need to thank me. It is my pleasure. I don’t know what I said that sparked your split, but whatever I said, I’m glad that it gave you the courage to do what you felt you needed to do. Hold you head high…..More power to you Babe, from this B.A.B.E. :) Hey, did you like the video I posted? Funny huh?

Ruth: I have no problem with family matters being discussed on my blog, so please, no need to ask for forgiveness.  As you can see, your little mother/daughter chat is pretty mild compared to some of the stuff that happens here. I am not judging; just pointing out that the stories that are printed here are about as wild, and intimate, and revealing as one can get. No worries. I love having you both here.

BTK: So that’s what the acronym stands for. I like it.

Wow. I can’t believe The Huff didn’t approve your comment. That surprise and disappoints me. In fact that is just BS. I would send Ariana a letter of complaint. And yes, if you need to drive your point home by printing it twice then do so.

Speaking of Billy: How are you doing? This ones for you.  ”He often broke into song, because he couldn’t find the key.” I hope that you are still reading and you’re doing okay. Peace Billy boy :)

Zen Lill: ‘Unwanted children tea’? You’ve got to be kidding me? Just the name itself made me crack up.  Please tell me more – this I’ve got to hear :)

JC: Love it – Reminds me of the saying: “One must be careful of what they ask for, as they just may get it.

Hey Robert: Are you still reading? It feels like it has been a long time.

What about you Helena? Miss your presence here too.

Well Readers: I’ve started my day laughing. I hope that at the very least, I got a chuckle out of you. If not, go find something that makes you break out. It’ll feel sooo good.

Peace, Love & Laughter: “Live it, Give it, and Do it!”

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Hello…

I didn’t get to hear from as many of you as I wanted to, in regards to women’s health and how it is not taken as seriously as men’s. In light of all that is not working in our health care system, women are still put second. This is not just my opinion, but a fact.

I mentioned yesterday that commercials showing tampons and BC pills were not allowed for many years. The big concern was children being exposed to commercials about women’s natural needs.  - Oh dread! And yet these things are a necessity for women. We don’t chose to menstruate or not. It happens every month whether we like it or not. We don’t chose to get pregnant. Well we do, but if we don’t protect ourselves we will most likely get pregnant, whether we like it or not.

Thankfully Obama is in the house now,  because republicans voted against insurance paying for contraceptives for women, but viagra for men? Hell yes. Hey, I didn’t know Viagra was a necessity in life. When it comes to men and them getting their sex, nothing is denied. Viagra is covered by insurance, and Viagra commercials are shown on TV 24/7, night and day.  Oh but what about their concerns? You know, young children being exposed to these types of commercials? Oh….but it’s okay now;  it’s men and their sexual needs!

I could go on but I have some things this morning that I need to attend to.  I’ll look forward to the rest of you  to chime in on this or anything else you want to chat about.

But hey before I sign out, how about some humor to begin Monday morning?

I discovered this clip while perusing Youtube. And since we’ve been chitchatting about birth control pills and that little blue pill, here’s Wanda Sykes, my latest fave female funny girl, singing, ‘The Dick Is Dead’.

Hilarious yes?!

Unfortunately, I haven’t seen the HBO special that just aired on October 10th, so this is just a piece of this funny pie. The person who posted this video had this to say:

“Openly gay, here’s her take on that time in life when women are supposed to be released from a lifetime of faking orgasms… if it weren’t for Viagra.”

If anyone has seen her show in its entirety, I’d love to hear your take on her Viagra segment. Knowing Wanda, I’m sure she took it all the way!

Have a great Monday!

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I’m taking a break on my ‘sustainable series’ today because my attention got grabbed again over the hot topic of Polanski. In case you didn’t see Chris Rock on Jay Leno’s new show last Thursday night, click here for the clip. Unfortunately I couldn’t copy it from the linked site. So I searched youtube. I found it, but when I tried to play it, this notice came up: “This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.” Ok, this video was shot in our country but now we can’t copy it and view it – crazy.  Anyway, it’s a short clip and worth the watch – Right on Chris!

Here’s the article too if you’re interested:

Last night on Jay Leno‘s new show, Chris Rock put on blast some of the attitudes surrounding director Roman Polanski, ripping into the rhetorical dances being done around what Polanski actually did – which was rape a thirteen year old.

The conversation around Roman Polanski has been a hard one to follow. Part of it is annoyance – it is unnerving to see how certain celebrities fall under scrutiny for consorting with minors and others can make it seem like an unfortunate lapse in judgment.

Jill at Feministe points out how many actors seem to feel that this is just peachy:

Can you believe that the head of the Feminist Majority Foundation, Peg Yorkin, says to ‘let it go.’? I am shocked by the amount of women who have been supporting Polanski. What is wrong with these women? I am so disappointed.

On an up note, don’t you just love Rock’s final words though?!

Readers: Thoughts? Blog me.

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Hey Zen Lill:  Time has not been expanding much for me either, and I have barely had any time to exercise at all. Getting this details of this new venture together has been taking up a lot of time but then love is in the details and I am such a detailed person. By the way, I got your joke – too funny!

Mai Ling: How does an earthling girl get discovered with a commander like Madaline commanding her? Believe me, as Al so appropriately pointed out, you were once a ‘primitive’, and obviously not too long ago. It’s clear, you, or whoever got discovered, haven’t mastered surreptitiousness.

Remember this, if you decide to retaliate with an earthquake, it will most likely be the less fortunate of the ‘primitives’ who will undoubtedly suffer, not the ones behind shooting the rockets this Friday. And the ones behind the rockets don’t necessarily care about the livelihood of the less fortunate ‘primitives’.

My readers and I quite aware that our weather can be controlled, as we have been informed many times. And I am sure that the ‘primitives’ that you intend to teach are aware too. This is not the first time humans have tried to make a statement, and we know it won’t be the last.  And you are well aware, as I am, that if push ever came to shove, we would be as easy to exterminate as a human foot on an ant hill:  completely defenseless.

Know this, I am tired of the destruction on our planet. The economic climate in this world is fucked up enough, and another disastrous earthquake leaving more of the ‘primitives’ homeless and jobless, will not make this Girl happy.

Earth is a cattle planet to say the least, but it is still our home. You know Earth…the place you used to live. Try not to be an insensitive, expanded brain, no-longer-a-primitive-myself, earthling.

Mai Ling, what can I say? You got me on a morning where I have little tolerance for ego-talk. Try to be safe out there and not get into any trouble.

Cecil: You’re only a creep if you excepted the blow job. She was probably testing you to see if you really loved her by offering herself to you, or if you were just like any other man. If you really loved her you would’ve set her up out of the care and love for her, and nothing more. Did you, or were just like any other man who wanted to get a good blow job? And shame on your brother for being a man who shares the intimate details of his relationship.

Al: I thought your questions and comments in regards to ZL’s joke were even funnier than the joke.

Doug: There is no reasoning with women like Laura. She accepts her place in society as second class and kisses ass to those white men that control her. She would be a good match for George.

Gratefully your blog host,

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Readers: What did you think? All I know is these girls are genius. And if you get a chance to hear more, it is so worth your time. Check out youtube or Brave New Voices website.

Aizalyasni:  I can imagine that the men that you speak of must be ‘evil’ from the way you described what you would like to do to them. I can only imagine what atrocities have been inflicted upon you to want such revenge. Freedom is a right that every person should have.

Anna: First of all, I am sorry that you have been having trouble posting, but I am glad that you were able to. I know how much the mainlanders count on being able to read your post.s Post as often as you feel the need. Secondly, thank you for recognizing that it is not my fault when you can’t ‘get in’.

Melanie: This is not the first time that I have heard of a cure for cancer that is being kept from the public. But, I know what you mean, because if there is a cure, to me it means that money is valued more than human life. I think the actions that Big Pharma displays consistently, tells us just that. However, articles like these, seen on the internet news and blogs, gets information to people that many might not ever see. Information that was once difficult to get is now easier and faster. People and companies are at a higher risk, thankfully, to being exposed.

Anonymous #10: Good question. What do you think is going on?

Peace out.

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