Switch – Service To The Extreme
Posted by Michelle Moquin on December 12th, 2008
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Good Friday morning! As you all know I need to leave early for work on Friday mornings, but I wanted to at least make you laugh before you got your day going. This video takes it to the extreme, and I think it is quite funny. I am one who rarely answers my phone so I am hardly ever annoyed with the sales pitch, but hey if I was made some offers that were worthy, I just might ‘switch’.
Now…if we’re talking ‘good phone service’ - I’ve been told I give ‘good phone’. Ohh…but that’s a whole other subject for another time…
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Hey ZL: No being rescued is not part of it for me either. I just love the romance of it all…and yeah…the royalty bit? I would love to get my weight in gold and jewels every year for my birthday. What Girl wouldn’t?
Readers: I hope that some of you ‘get in’. Sometimes I feel like I am an open book – you all know about me and my life but sometimes it feels one-sided; not your fault (or mine either!). But I am missing the ‘relationship’. Hopefully we’ll connect soon…and if not…then I guess I’ll deal with it :) Just wanted to let you know that although I know you are reading, and you are here in ‘spirit’, you are missed in ‘text’.
Peace & Love: ‘Live, it Give it.”
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michelle
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December 12th, 2008 at 10:15 am
HOMEOPATHY, CURE OR HOAX?
If you’re like many people, you may wonder if homeopathy really works or if it’s a bunch of baloney. Here’s some information to help you decide.
The first principle of homeopathy is that symptoms are an expression of the body’s attempt to heal itself. So rather than masking those symptoms with drugs, homeopaths like to get down to the bottom of what’s causing those symptoms.
Whenever you face illness, injury, or other stress, your body reacts to it — not just physically, but also mentally and emotionally. For example, have you noticed that some children get quiet when they have a fever, while others cry a lot? By taking an inventory of all the person’s symptoms, you can treat them with the proper remedy.
The second principle of homeopathy is that “like cures like.” You know how a vaccine protects you from a disease by giving you a small dose of that very disease? Well, homeopathic medicine works in a similar way. A homeopath will treat you for a condition by giving you extremely diluted forms of whatever substance would normally cause that condition.
The third principle of homeopathy is that the more dilute the remedy, the stronger its healing effects. This is where things get a little weird. In most cases, homeopathic remedies are so diluted that when you take the recommended dosage of the remedy, you’re not even getting one single molecule of the original substance!
During my training, I watched homeopaths use it to treat all manner of ills, big and small. And I listened with interest as my instructors told me about how homeopathy is used by the physician to Britain’s royal family.
But the thing that finally convinced me for good was when I saw holistic veterinarians use it to treat animals. Seeing these animals get better overnight was proof positive that there was more to homeopathy than just a placebo effect.
But here’s the bottom line. The best way to decide if homeopathy is for you is to try it for yourself. You don’t have to believe in it to experience its effects. And since it’s totally safe (it’s been used for nearly 200 years), you have nothing to lose.
December 12th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Ah Misch, I could not stop laughing, hahaha, I’ve had these kinds of nights (sucker) and now i just say ‘babe, unless you’re coming over to cook and clean every night I’m not switching anything’ hee hee – my workmates used to tell me I gave ‘good phone’ when I was in sales, I probably still do, don’t know, do I??!
Peas, Zen Lill
December 13th, 2008 at 8:50 am
WOW!
Today I watched the collision of a huge asteroid with an unoccupied planet in a solar system with 11 planets 4 inhabited. Only one of the 4 inhabited planets has developed life forms that have the kind of intelligence which humans would consider “thinking” beings.
Zmiv says its all food to him. But some of us were praying for the survival of the 4 inhabited planets especially planet Martha(Rachel named it after her mother) the one with the humanoid like beings.
The asteroid which was about half the size of the planet it hit shattered it into millions of pieces. The debris did so many different things I know I won’t have the time much less the space to list most of them. But some of the more interesting I will.
First let me say right off that none of the 4 inhabited planets were harmed. Although they were all affected in some way by the disintegration of planet B (for bad luck), no real damage was inflicted. A big chunk of B became a moon for one of the 4. One of the outer planets shifted its elliptical orbit around its sun because of the lack of sorry I forgot what Lydia’s explanation was. But the shift changed the exterior of the planet drastically. We had previously used that planet for things. But now it is way too hot for any of that.
Another piece of B slammed into one of the other planets creating a huge cloud of dust. The dust is so thick our onboard instruments can’t penetrate it to see what is happening on the planet.
Oh, I almost forgot, the main reason we stayed to watch was because Zmiv used the instruments aboard his ship to convert the shock waves expended by the collision into energy that we could use to power the ship we are on. He deposited it on a planet that we will rendezvous with in 19 earth days.
Meanwhile we got to observe the spectacular results of the collision. The inhabitants of planet Martha were unaware of the impending collision. When it occurred they seemed perplexed about what had happened. Their science is not as advanced as earth’s.
Even now as I am watching for the 2nd time what happened, it is just awesome! I am still at a lost as to why it did not touch any of the other planets. It just made a beeline for planet B and destroyed it if a few seconds. It was there and puff it was gone.
Cici
December 13th, 2008 at 8:51 am
10 Years of Depression Gone in 5 Days!
Sandy had been tormented by depression for over 10 years. At times, it would get so bad she couldn’t get out of bed and go to work.
“I’ve tried everything,” she told me. Her list included psychiatric counseling… St. John’s wort… B vitamins… acupuncture… and even hypnosis. She refused to go on antidepressant drugs; otherwise, those would have been on her list as well.
But there was one natural remedy Sandy had not tried. And when I gave it to her, her whole life turned around in just 5 days!
What is this amazing remedy? It’s an amino acid compound called S-adenosylmethionine, or AdoMet for short.
AdoMet works by increasing dopamine, serotonin, and norepinephrine — the natural brain chemicals that boost your mood. This is similar to the way antidepressant drugs work.
But here’s the difference: AdoMet also improves the way your brain cells receive these chemicals. Result: While antidepressant drugs can take a month to take effect, AdoMet starts working almost immediately.
AdoMet has been proven effective in over 38 studies. Some of these studies compared it head-to-head against the leading drugs and found that it works just as well or better… but without the side effects. In fact, the studies found that AdoMet has even fewer side effects than a placebo!
But that’s not all. AdoMet also helps liver problems… fatigue… memory problems… and pain and stiffness!
December 13th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Great! The aliens are back. Okay, but CiCi you left out a few important details.
1. It seems that Zmiv and you are not on the same ships, if that is so why didn’t Zmiv just give you the “energy” fuel you need right away?
2. how many ships do you have? and what are their capacities?
3. how far away are you?
4. what solar system are you in and is it in our galaxy?
5. can you send pictures?
Tom