Hump Day Humor
Posted by Michelle Moquin on December 4th, 2013
Good morning!
In honor of hump day, here’s a little humor to get your morning going.
Porn vs. Real Sex
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Blog me. :)
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December 4th, 2013 at 11:01 am
Fuck, I’m getting screwed. I do most of that shit for my man and he only has a 5 inch dick.
December 4th, 2013 at 11:03 am
Kate, perhaps you are getting screwed, if he can use that 5” thing to bring you off or he has the skill to use his hands or tongue to make it happen.
December 4th, 2013 at 11:05 am
Zen Lill I want to know if your man is a “Porn” proportionally? no pressure, just asking.
December 4th, 2013 at 11:07 am
Michelle, I think I remember way back in the day when you told us Doug was hung like a porn star. So does that raise the bar for your new lover(s)?
December 4th, 2013 at 11:07 am
You are some filthy bitches. That’s why I like my pussy underage.
December 4th, 2013 at 11:08 am
You like it under age because you have a tiny wee wee and you are a pedophile.
December 4th, 2013 at 11:10 am
Michelle, does Obamacare cover not getting an orgasm? If it doesn’t then maybe it will comer the headache he will get when I toss his pre-ejaculating ass out of my bed.
December 4th, 2013 at 11:10 am
Loved the video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 4th, 2013 at 11:11 am
I may not have the porn dick but I can eat pussy all day long.
December 4th, 2013 at 11:12 am
Michelle, until I started reading your blog, I really didn’t know women thought like this.
December 4th, 2013 at 11:42 am
My man thinks he is a porn star. He has a 7 inch dick but I get off fucking his dad with his 5 inches because his dad takes his time and primes the hell out of me.
I go over before my boyfriend gets off work and work on his for about an hour. I come so good sometimes that I scream with joy when I’m fucking his son from the memory. By-the-way, he loves fucking me so that his father can hear. LOL
December 4th, 2013 at 11:49 am
Good topic. My boyfriend thinks he is the bomb because that’s what I want him to believe. But it’s his sister who’s the bomb! She had a fight with her boyfriend one night when I was there. I took her over to my place. We started talking about our men.
When we got to threesomes, she said she had only been in one with two guys. I said, “you never kissed a girl?” she shook her head and waked off. I grabbed her and said playfully well you have now as I planted a quick one on her lips.
She said let’s try that again so I can get the hang of it if I’m ever in a threesome with a girl. Me I was almost toasted so I went for it. When she finished, I was taking my clothes off and wanting to show me what else she could do with that tongue.
Tongue, fingers and several objects later I was her bitch.
December 4th, 2013 at 12:31 pm
My twin sister and I jumped this guy who had a 9 inch pistol between his legs. He said we were his first white girls and he was our first black guy. We sucked, fucked, and licked him into 7 orgasms. He was 23 we were 19 attending the same University.
12 years later my sister calls me and says she ran into him in Atlanta and that he was heading for Houston where I lived. She said that she gave him my number and said that I would pick him up. I reluctantly agreed. We met, talked and yes, we fucked.
He was divorced with no children. I was still married with one three year-old son by a previous lover. Two years later I divorced my husband and Danny and I got married. That was 31 years ago. We are still married and I adore him in and out of bed.
We did have a small problem for a while, my identical twin sister failed to tell me that they had been in a sexual relationship for a year before she told me they had rehooked up and her love-child was his. He confessed before we got married, we almost didn’t because of it, but I missed him when we broke up. He didn’t go back to sleeping with my sister so I trusted him and the rest is history.
It worked out real well. My sister and I made up. We all live together in Houston. I am an attorney, She works for the government and he is a pharmaceutical salesman. We have 9 beautiful children. My sister and I have two boys and two girls by him. My son by my ex boyfriend just loves Danny. They are inseparable.
Danny has raised him to be an excellent big brother to his siblings. At 34 he has matured into a talented Lt. Colonel in the Army and father to 2 of our wonderful grandkids.
I love your blog Michelle with all its colorful characters. Danny says I spend too much time discussing who’s real and who’s just characters for the blog, but it has become a hobby of mine and a few of my gal pals.
I miss Anna of Guam and Peter of course, as my oldest son will be heading there to vacation with his wife’s family. I haven’t been but I am planning on making it with Danny next year.
We all love Howie’s Alien tales and Zen Lill’s experiences. She really gets around. And who doesn’t want to sleep, at least once, with Anonz? I really envy Zen Lill, although I must admit I think she and Prism Princess are alter egos of you Michelle. Just a guess.
I suspect the NSA must be having a field day with all the characters on your blog. George,wn and Mike,tm would be interesting to watch from a secret agency point of view. I don’t think they would mess with Anonz, he is probably a secret agent for the government anyway. I get goose bumps thinking what a young me could do in bed with him.
Today, I’m waiting on Danny to bring my sister back from our parents in Atlanta. They hate Danny because he is black, but they love their grandchildren by him. I suppose it is because they all look white. But I usually wait anxiously for their return, I haven’t visited myself because they refuse to allow Danny in their home.
They are in their 80′s and still hateful.
December 4th, 2013 at 12:32 pm
Put me down for dessert.
December 4th, 2013 at 1:29 pm
Debbie, lol, he’s PORN+ and so am I, the heats been that hot for 5+ years now, (Evelyn) I never thought of myself as one ‘who gets around’ but I guess I do both in life’s adventures and in my monogam-ISH sensual/sexual life.
I can’t minimize the holistic factor involved though, it’s everything, mind*body*spirit and when you have all that in synch it’s better than a psychedelic trip ; ) and if you bring that to every encounter you can live a lifetime in a one night or an every night situation.
I wonder what the percentage of women who have the CGC (clitoris/g spot/cervix) orgasm is, they didn’t go there…hmmm…
I met with my financial advisor today, know her 20+ years, she had a male colleague sit in bc I asked for fresh perspective ‘creativity’ for my future #NewLife2014 bc I no longer have a hubby and baby to financially calculate into the equation – and forgetting I was in the company of a newbie, I spoke openly and candidly as ever, this dude left an hour later, he said, ‘it’s been a pleasure meeting you, I’ve never met anyone like you and I doubt I will again,’ hmm, yeah, probably not, this life of mine has been fun, complex, colorful, sometimes complicated and I wouldn’t change a single thing : D
I’ll give the full report on #NewLife2014 in due time, many exciting things are in the works…
Luv, Zen Lill
December 4th, 2013 at 1:38 pm
Craig, get a life, you like ‘your pussy’ underage bc YOUNG GIRLS (i.e. ‘your pussy’ – hmm, perhaps a plastic replica of just that part would work fine for you when you can no longer lure underage girls) don’t know any better and probably think you’re a great lover (or maybe they have no idea what just happened in the bed wichoo but it was, um, uh, okay? lol).
Great lovers know they’ve got game and therefore their women can be young or older or in between and it’s all just a variety of beautiful experiences, those who like to minimize sex to its lowest common denominator don’t deserve the incredible ‘porn’ experiences as described in the great food fest in the video.
Hmm, adding chocolate amongst other things is also fun…gotta go, need to make a phone call!
- ZL
December 4th, 2013 at 5:52 pm
Love reading your blog Michelle. Always something new. Zen Lill, I bet he certainly got an hear full. I would love to do a threesome with you. My lady is so butch though she probably wouldn’t go for it.
December 4th, 2013 at 5:54 pm
I attract many american soldiers, but I haven’t tried one. I am very curious about western men. The thought of being with one naked gets me so horny. I wish I knew how to approach one. I mean one of the white ones. I am too afraid of the black ones.
December 4th, 2013 at 6:00 pm
Michelle I had my ass taken for the first time after watching your video with my cousin. He is gay but he said If I’d put my hair up he would fuck me from behind because I had such a cute tight little boy’s ass.
I have always had a crush on him and if that was the only way I could have him, I wasn’t going to miss out. I said if it were Zen Lill it would just be an adventure. So I went for it.
Gosh, it was so gooood that I didn’t want him to pull out once I got used to it. I came in my pussy but it was such a thrill, I want to try it with my husband, but I’m too afraid to suggest it to him. Can anybody out there help me?
How would you ask your husband of 4 years who has never so much as put his finger in your bottom to stick his dick in there?
December 4th, 2013 at 6:01 pm
I agree with your tone to Craig Zen Lill. I like tight little pussies myself, but I want them legal. I tend to stick to asian girls because they have small little slits I get off on dominating.
December 4th, 2013 at 6:04 pm
My mother’s boyfriend busted my cherry when I was 14. He tried to avoid me for two years but one day I met him at the bathroom door naked and I knelt down to suck his cock. He recoiled but I pursued him into the bath room snatched his towel and told him if he didn’t fuck me right there I would my mother that he did anyway.
So he did. Now I am 19 and we fuck every chance we get. He isn’t big but he knows how to make me cum so good.
December 5th, 2013 at 7:02 am
Patricia, it would his greatest pleasure to watch me be with a woman, just watching (he claims but would likely want in on the joy) I’ve yet to feel out a situation with a woman that could be just that perfect bc I’m def hetero and not looking to change that. Your woman being butch means she wouldn’t want you with a hetero like me? Not sure I understand you.
Matt, Asian women are not the only tight stimulation in town, where’ve you been? Under a rock? Tightness has nothing to do with ethnicity, that’s racist dude. I’m not offended, nothing ‘offends’ me, but I know what you don’t ; )
Tiffany, take your hubby to a ‘marital aid’ store and pick up silicone lube and say we should try this. Leave it nearby next time and ask him to put some in his finger next time your on top and ask him to rim your other hole, he will and then he will insert and then later you can play ‘what if we…’ It’s all about the build up and if you want white hot sex you have to woman up and Ask for it. The art if seduction is not lost here, so play it sweet naughty nice or however you want to but do not NOT ask for what you want.
Cindy, that’s kind of backhanded to your mother though I understand the need for older man sex, teen boys are just young dumb and full of cum and rarely please like an older man who knows his way around.
(Women. Watch your Lolita daughters! Lol)
Thanks for this convo, I served and got served very well yesterday bc this convo got me going.
Luv, Zen Lill