Are you wired for sex?
Posted by michellemoquin on August 31st, 2008
Talk about taking the romance and spontaneity out of sex…not to mention getting a bit tangled in the cord….there is a new device for women out there all in the name of better sex. Better? Well like I said the cord might get in the way but if a more intense orgasm is what you’re seeking, this little device may be for you. Now before you get excited, this orgasm aid won’t give you one, sorry you’ll need your other play toy, either the ‘man’ or the ‘vibrator’ for that ‘area’, but when you’re ready to start moaning, you might end up screaming. Hmm…I’m starting to like this.
Not sure I buy it though, but this is how it works:
Just hook up the electrode pads of the ‘Slightest Touch’ to your ankles (Yes both of them – Oh, this is getting quite complicated.) and when it’s your ‘turn’, you’ll get an extra boost in that pleasure zone: A painless electrical pulse travels up the leg’s nerve pathways to the pelvis, creating peak arrousal. Supposedly ‘Slightest Touch’ multiplies, intensifies, and basically improves your climaxes. Okay…now we’re talkin’. Believe it or not this started out as a failed prototype for a foot massage. Hmm…I wonder what they were doing while testing out this foot massage? Oh…but we’re not done here. You need to do one more little thing before you actually engage in sex using this sex aid: They suggest…downing one of those sport drinks. You’ve got to be kidding – Really? Now, this is just getting too weird.
What happened to just good ‘ol straight, kinky sex? Well I guess if your orgasms aren’t thrilling you and leaving you totally satisfied, or if they haven’t been making you moan and shudder in ecstasy, this little device just might come in handy. Or perhaps…you need to work on your sex life with your mate…or as a last resort, find a new man. But for me, no. I think I’ll stick to the basics…besides, I’ve never been good with cords….Silk scarves? Now we’re talkin’ :)
But hey, if this sounds like something you would enjoy, it might be worth it. For a hundred bucks you’re guaranteed to have the most incredible orgasms you have ever had, or your money is fully refunded. Okay, so maybe it is worth a try eh? If you purchase one – Blog me – I’d love to hear if it really works. :)
______________
Hi Anon, Doug, ZL: Oh I wish this was a joke. I agree with all of you, and the more I learn about this woman, the more I think, this is preposterous. Is McSame going insane? And why isn’t anyone questioning his sanity – or are they?
Anon, thanks for bringing up her animal tactics. I was aware of her hunting activities but not about the bounty on wolf legs. This makes me ill. I had to dive deeper and see what the heck is up with this woman in this area. Stay tuned.
Hello Fatemeh: Thanks for the personal email. Again, no apologies are necessary. I understand; it is a very sensitive subject. Peace.
Gratefully your blog host,
michelle ?
Aka BABE: Your Bad Ass Bitch Editor
For archives dated before January 17, 2008 click on my Blogroll:
or click here: “A Day in the life of…”
All content on this site are property of Michelle Moquin © copyright 2008
" Politics, god, Life, News, Music, Family, Personal, Travel, Random, Photography, Religion, Aliens, Art, Entertainment, Food, Books, Thoughts, Media, Culture, Love, Sex, Poetry, Prose, Friends, Technology, Humor, Health, Writing, Events, Movies, Sports, Video, Christianity, Atheist, Blogging, History, Work, Education, Business, Fashion, Barack Obama, People, Internet, Relationships, Faith, Photos, Videos, Hillary Clinton, School, Reviews, God, TV, Philosophy, Fun, Science, Environment, Design, The Page, Rants, Pictures, Church, Blog, Nature, Marketing, Television, Democrats, Parenting, Miscellaneous, Current Events, Film, Spirituality, Obama, Musings, Home, Human Rights, Society, Comedy, Me, Random Thoughts, Research, Government, Election 2008, Baseball, Opinion, Recipes, Children, Iraq, Funny, Women, Economics, America, Misc, Commentary, John McCain, Reflections, All, Celebrities, Inspiration, Lifestyle, Theology, Linux, Kids, Games, World, India, Literature, China, Ramblings, Fitness, Money, Review, War, Articles, Economy, Journal, Quotes, NBA, Crime, Anime, Islam, 2008, Stories, Prayer, Diary, Jesus, Buddha, Muslim, Israel, Europe, Links, Marriage, Fiction, American Idol, Software, Leadership, Pop culture, Rants, Video Games, Republicans, Updates, Political, Football, Healing, Blogs, Shopping, USA, Class, Matrix, Course, Work, Web 2.0, My Life, Psychology, Gay, Happiness, Advertising, Field Hockey, Hip-hop, sex, fucking, ass, Soccer, sox"
August 31st, 2008 at 8:59 am
WOW, What a switcheroo! Going from McShame to an orgasm…there needs to be some time in the middle a bit!
August 31st, 2008 at 10:04 am
Hey Mischa,
hahaha…I’d try that, you know, out of curiousity, but I have to say, if it’s that good it could have an addicting effect : ) think I’ll stick with the extra ten minute massage pedicure, I love that, must be that stimulating up the leg to the ‘nerve center’ factor – yeah – uh, enough about that.
Lets talk about McCannot lah, oh hey Doug, man…please do not mention those two things in a sentence again, are you trying to kill all female readers sex drive forever?? yuck.
Anyway, I wasn’t feeling so good yesterday aft and watched the reaction Dem/Repub all aft/eve, interesting. And scary. The Repub women were having O’s without ankle stimulation, and the repug males just had that cocky ‘brilliant strategy’ look on their faces (which it is, unfortunately) – this whole election could all go awry.
Hmmm, let’s see, I love Singpaore, Hong Kong, Vietnam, and any one of them would do it for me if this McRatBastard stunt works in his favor. For now, I’m just going to hope it doesn’t.
Luv, Zen Lill
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Very interesting… That is an unusual way to enjoy yourself. Very discreet also, I think no one will know unless they have used it. I always got annoyed with sex aids with wires, that’s why I use Wireless Sex Aids. Anyway, who cares if slightest touch have wires, i won’t bother me because it is near my foot.
October 14th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
you’re just way too good to describe everything….you almost want me grab one right at this very moment and have it by any chance…
October 14th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Wow.. I think it’s very effective because when I heard the audio video of your post about the product, the user are satisfied because orgasmic experienced she has.. I should buy this one! Good thing you posted this article.. Nice work!