Junk In The Trunk…Literally
Posted by Michelle Moquin on March 31st, 2010
This video was sent to me. There’s been a lot of hype these past few years around the beauty of a big butt, thanks to JLo, who in my mind is carrying a bit too much junk in the trunk. However, I can appreciate a well-rounded butt, and believe me I do. And although hers is nice, it’s a bit too big for my liking, and I’ve worked with her up front and close, if you get my drift. But hey…we all know beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
So…back to the subject at hand. Some women are dying to enhance their behind…and get the look that JLo and Beyonce, among others, were blessed to be born with. Check this out:
The problem is, is it gets much worse. This video doesn’t say it, but women are literally dying because the junk in their trunk is literally junk, as the video shows. These male doctors are giving women low quality implants, simply to make a quick buck. Women are suffering and their lives are on the line because of a doctor who just doesn’t care.
Readers: When I found this video there were also many comments. One in particular was from a man who went off in regards to the stupidity of women for even going for such a procedure. Albeit, perhaps these women should’ve done their due diligence, and they wouldn’t be in this horrible position, but his comment is…well you’ll just have to click over and read it yourself.
All I want to say is this guy acts like he would never go for such a procedure to make himself more attractive and desirable to women. I wouldn’t doubt he would be the first knocking on the doctor’s door too if he could have the opportunity to increase his length and/or girth.
There’s plenty more to say here. I started the convo, you can finish it.
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March 31st, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Aaah – oh shit. I actually don’t think poppy asses like J-lo and Beyonce’s are any better than your garden variety female ass : ) but anyone who gets plastic surgery with a less than board certified surgeon is pretty stupid in the decsion making deaprtment, it isn’t a shoe sale, this is your body/life we’re talking about.
That comment was offensive but did you read the responses by women to that ass (his is large and flabby I just know it) bc he is a major A-hole. I love the one who said, ‘men like women with tiny asses bc it makes their dick look bigger. There I said it.’ hahaha…she may have a point. Although, admirable booties come in all shapes and sizes, I’m not addicted to any one look but perky is cute on my males ; ) it’s actually the V shape down the back I look at, but that’s just me. And I know it’s getting popular for males to get butt implants, calf implants, etc…
Women of MM blog, want to ‘pop’ it with that tush and look like you’ve got some natural and nice ‘junk in your trunk’? Walk on a treadmill with the highest incline setting, 18-21 is great, turn the sucker up to 3 or 3.5 or 4 if you can hang and on each step extend that back leg as far as possible before you take that next step, full extension while holding that g note in your crack, and you will have a crackin’ ass! 2 minutes warm up, then turn it up to those settings, stay at that level for 15-18, cool down for 2-3 minutes and done 2x’s a week, yep…nice ass no matter its size.
I also use a machine called the ‘butt buster’ if you know of this machine, you take weight off the front end of the machine and stack a 10-25 lb weight on the part you will be lifting with your leg (ass) and extend fully, hold for a 2 count and slowly bring it down, 15 on each leg for a set, depending on my energy I do 6-8 sets 2x’s a week, start with 2 sets 2x’s a week, J-lo ain’t got nothing on this technique, besides, I agree with Misch, there’s just a titch too much junk for me ther, just personal opinion. And Mischa’s lucky (biagge!) you have that tush naturally, I have to work at it – eh, but I don’t mind, keeps me off the streets : )
Howie, I will not anticipate the void just yet, I hold out hope for new medical technology to make you whole again, that’s my wish for you. If things go otherwise – well, Al and I (and everyone else here) will handle it then. I will continue the yoga vibe sending with our class. Doing this has taught them a nice lesson in caring about others, even those you haven’t actually met, it sure has had that effect on me : )
Caio for now, Luv, Zen Lill
March 31st, 2010 at 1:41 pm
…sorry, the butt buster also called a butt blaster, it is a on-all-fours machine, you kick back leg up, result is seen where thigh meets that delectable ass : ) if you belong to a gym ask about this one.
- ZL – and where the heck is everyone?!
March 31st, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Zen Lill:
I have also noticed that many faithful readers seem to be having difficulty getting on the blog. I wonder how that happened? I can assure you that I have nothing to do with it, nor do I wish to help — so whatever will be, wil be.
Perhaps the Host can ask for help from one of her mighty TAO friends or even the EarthGirlz she Commands?
ZL, I have taken enough insults and bs from this blog and especially its host. In all honesty, would you help if you were in my shoes?
I will miss you Zen Lill. Thanks for caring.
I do not feel very sweet or helkpful today
HOWIE
April 1st, 2010 at 3:46 am
Elegant, Exciting, Affordable Train Vacations: The Rockies, Pacific Coast, New Orleans, Chicago
Bob Johnston
Imagine yourself sipping a glass of wine and looking out the window at the mountains in the distance. Then as the train rolls along, you glance at your watch and realize it’s time for a card game in the lounge car.
Scenarios like this play out every day as more savvy vacationers choose to travel by train. Rail travel lets you…
Avoid the hassle of driving or dealing with airport check-ins.
Relax and have a chance to meet people, especially in dining or café cars, where passengers often chat or play cards.
See the country. Many trains have observation lounge cars with panoramic views.
Disadvantages: Although trains go to more US cities and towns than airlines do, they still don’t serve all of them, including Las Vegas… Nashville… Columbus, Ohio… Louisville, Kentucky… and Tulsa.
Note: Amtrak operates all intercity trains in the US. VIA Rail Canada operates intercity trains in Canada.
ON A NEW TRACK
If you haven’t recently traveled by train, you might be surprised by how much they have improved over the last few years…
Coach. There’s more leg-room than you’ll find in first-class seating on most airlines. Also: If you want to nap in your coach seat, many daytime runs have “quiet cars” where passengers aren’t allowed to speak on cell phones or disturb others with loud conversation.
Roomettes. Private rooms with two facing seats by day flatten into a bed at night, while an upper berth pulls down from the ceiling. A sink and toilet are either in the roomette or in a separate bathroom. A common-area shower is also available.
Bedrooms. Bedrooms come with private bathrooms and showers, and are designed for two people. Three — two adults and a child — can ride in them if two don’t mind sharing the bottom bunk. All overnight trains have bedrooms that are wheelchair accessible.
Today’s overnight trains also have dining cars and/or café cars.
Typical Amtrak ticket price: About $1,000 per couple, round-trip, for a roomette on a 36-hour trip purchased in advance for off-peak travel (fall, winter and spring, excluding holidays). For the same round-trip, a bedroom for two people would cost $1,500 to $2,000. Roomette and bedroom prices include three meals a day.
Ticket prices vary because Amtrak charges more as seating becomes scarcer but lowers prices if there are still empty seats a few days before departure.
Special meals, including kosher and vegetarian, are available at no extra cost, and disabled passengers can have meals brought to their seats or rooms.
Passengers who are at least 62 years old are eligible for lower prices on most US trains. In Canada, discounts start at age 60.
Luggage rules: Coach passengers can carry on up to two bags that don’t weigh more than 50 pounds each or measure more than 28″ x 22″ x 14″. For sleeping-car passengers, the limit is three bags. All passengers can check up to three more bags with the same weight and size limitations. Three additional bags may be checked for $10 each. But bag check is not available at every stop or on every train.
Information: Amtrak (800-872-7245, http://www.amtrak.com)… VIA Rail Canada (888-842-7245, http://www.viarail.ca).
RELAX AND SEE THE SIGHTS
Amtrak and VIA Rail Canada operate trains to several hundred cities, so you can usually go by rail directly to your vacation destination or with only one change of trains. Some routes are so scenic that the train trips themselves can be a big part of your vacation. Some of my favorite…
The Canadian. A luxury VIA Rail vacation train that runs 2,774 miles between Toronto, Ontario, and Vancouver, British Columbia. Passengers enjoy high-quality dining and terrific views of the lake region north of Lake Superior, the spectacular Canadian Rockies and the Fraser River in British Columbia.
The Canadian departs three times a week from both Toronto and Vancouver.
Coast Starlight. Running for nearly 1,400 miles between Los Angeles and Seattle. During the 35-hour Amtrak trip, you’ll see some of the most beautiful scenery in the US, including the Pacific Coast north of Los Angeles, San Francisco Bay, the Cascade Mountains and Puget Sound. There are wine and cheese tastings on board.
City of New Orleans. It’s today’s version of the train that was celebrated in the song of the same name. Passengers who make the 19-hour trip between New Orleans and Chicago will see the historic area around Lake Pontchartrain in Louisiana as well as rural Mississippi, Memphis and the heartland of the Midwest. Passengers dine on Cajun and Creole cuisine.
Empire Builder. The train runs for more than 2,200 miles between Chicago and either Portland, Oregon, or Seattle, Washington. On this 46-hour trip you’ll have great views of the Mississippi River, the Big Sky country of Montana, the Rocky Mountains and Glacier National Park. Many vacationers take the train to the park, where they spend a few days, and then continue on (open only in summer).
Bottom Line/Retirement interviewed Bob Johnston, a passenger train expert and columnist for Trains Magazine, 12 issues/$42.95. He is coauthor of The Art of the Streamliner (Metro).
April 1st, 2010 at 3:57 am
Howie
I think you were a little rude the other day when you appeared to make light of the plight of others who have difficulty getting on the blog. It seems your jealousy of Michelle can never allow you to miss an opportunity to get in a dig at her.
If I thought it would help I would spend a little time admonishing you for your behavior. But having read all the comments that have come before me to you about your inability to see pass your own nose I will leave it at this.
Your absence to this blog may be missed my a few or even a many. But for me as those like me good riddance.
You have been nothing but a self aggrandizing feel sorry for me treat me with respect meaning special, I am so jealous of Michelle I could spit, I can be rude but that’s okay, woe is me, everybody listen it’s me howie talking
It is a shame that you could have been huge to the people tuning in to this blog if you weren’t so huge already to yourself
Janet
April 1st, 2010 at 4:08 am
It is almost 7AM here. I never laughed so hard, Janet. You tell him.
I am one of those who will miss your comments Howie, but you are a bit too sensitive. That comment to Peter was the kind of thing that Janet was talking about. You take umbrage at the littlest thing.
I like the rest of this blog family like to feel free to address each other with a bit of familiarity. You want to be treated “with respect.’
Sometimes being treat so familiarly is the biggest sign of respect. I think Peter in his own way was saying you are blog family. I would have felt safe to respond to you as he did.
Now I too want to keep you at arms length. You seem to be one of those ego maniacs that is unaware of anyone’s situation that doesn’t evolve around him. I fear you would be dangerous with real power.
kent
April 1st, 2010 at 4:10 am
I hope Obama gets on those financial organizations the way he did with the insurance industry.
April 1st, 2010 at 4:25 am
Zen Lill
We here on Guam are too amazed at all the attention I’ll little island seems to be getting. Recently Taiwan sent a delegation to observe out legislature.
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Guam – A 15-member Taiwan delegation paid a courtesy visit to the Guam Legislature today. Acting Speaker Tina Rose Muna-Barnes says the visit was for the group to see how the legislative branch of the Government of Guam operates.
Kaohsiung County Counsel Chunsheng Liu, who hopes to strengthen the relationship between Taiwan and Guam lawmakers, led the group. Sen. Muna-Barnes says the delegation also invited local senators to Taiwan to experience the similarities of how they operate.
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The Island is abuzz with countries making a stab at one thing or another. So I too am interested in whatever Howie has to say
I would not dare address him he seems so full of himself. But I do listen to what he has to say about Guam. You seem to be one of the few who has a good relation with him.
God bless you if you get on his bad side. I, as I’m sure many of us on this blog do, pray for you.
Leilan
April 1st, 2010 at 8:41 am
Prepare a Heart-Attack/Health “Emergency Kit”
Jennifer Mieres, MD
New York University Department of Medicine
What it should contain: A bottle of uncoated aspirin…
a contact list of your physicians and key family members and friends as well as the hospital to go to in an emergency…
a list of medications you are currently taking…
notes on any allergies or adverse reactions to medications…
medical-insurance plan information and the procedures to follow for using your hospital of choice.
Make sure your family members know where you keep the “kit” in the event that they need it in an emergency when you are disabled.