Flying High
Posted by Michelle Moquin on August 16th, 2010
I’m just feeling super patriotic today. Shoot me. :) Enjoy!
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11:58 AM: For those of you having difficulty seeing the video click here.
Anna: I hope that you and everyone else remains safe. Now worries – Happy that you could get in easily and do business. :)
Bob: No wonder my blood pressure is not high. I am constantly cutting myself. :)
Hi Ruth: This isn’t the first or the last time we will read about how infectious hospitals are. Because of an article blogged here, I have asked my doctors to wash their hands before touching me. Should I ever have to be in a hospital, you can be sure that I will ask there too, not to mention to heed the rest of the write too. Thanks.
Xur: Thanks for keeping us informed. Happy to hear that you will be there to assist too- Thank you.
Robert: Thanks for posting. I have very little time this morning to give to reading, and yours is going to definitely take some.
Venny: Hmm. I wish you had shared your experience. We certainly got a peek of Rogers’s “intimate moment with insects”…and er…his a…love affair.
It’s a new week – Make it a good one – Peace out peeps…
Lastly, greed over a great story is surfacing from my ‘loyal’(?) readers. With all this back and forth about who owns what, that appears on my blog, let me reiterate that all material posted on my blog becomes the sole property of my blog. If you want to reserve any proprietary rights don’t post it to my blog. I will prominently display this caveat on my blog from now on to remind those who may have forgotten this notice.
Gratefully your blog host,
michelle
Aka BABE: We all know what this means by now :)
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August 16th, 2010 at 10:06 am
We are beginning to get a better picture of the Earthlings that dwell below. Thanks to Adam’s historical work we can now call them Earthlings because Adam has confirmed that they were indeed here before the surface earthlings and the dinosaurs.
The reason they need help to vacate their present location is that they come from a planet that is as hot as your Venus and they cannot survive on your surface or more than a mile above the ocean floor.
Via Adam we now know that the first place they located to when they left their own world was the planet Venus. They were seeking a fresh start from the oppression that existed on there home planet for their race at the time.
They settled and thrived in a volcano on the planet Venus for more that 800,000 years. As Earth was the closest planet in mass to Venus in your solar system, they decided to go there because Venus had begun to lose the little water that it had when they landed hundreds of thousands of years ago.
Earth’s atmosphere and geography was much different when they landed there millions of years before your dinosaurs came. As the Earth’s atmosphere and geography changed they adapted to eventually settle in areas that were not as hot as they used to need.
They had become Earthlings that were evolving to adapt to the conditions of their new home.
It is now known that they entered the Mantle of the Earth through a tunnel they made. For a long period of time they existed in the liquid core of Earth.
But a schism between the group developed and one group moved into the molten part of the mantle to live. After a few million years they had evolved so that they could move closer to the Earth’s surface, but they could no longer move towards the hotter mantle of the planet.
Another division occurred and some moved even closer to the surface. That group evolved until they could exist under the pressure of the deepest parts of your seas as long as they occasionally visited the liquid mantle of the planet.
A tunnel was dug to provide an easy access from one point to the other. You call that tunnel the Mariana Trench. It is being theorized that some phenomenon resulting from the merging of the gravitational and magnetic fields within the tunnel affects time travel in other dimensions.
Since time is not linear in those dimensions the result is (this too is a theory) the ability to traverse the Universe without the influence of time or distance.
That same “merging” of fields eventually killed off all those that were not at least 1100 miles above the liquid core. Before they died they sent a buoy towards their home land asking for help. By the time help arrived they were all dead.
The rescue ship tried to break through the core of the Earth through shear force. The cloud of dusk resulting from the collision between their craft and the Earth caused the extinction of Earth’s dinosaur population. Except for the gators and a few smaller species all surface life was extinguished.
The outer layer of their ship was destroyed and they were forced to return to their home planet. They never made it because they were unable to repair their vessel during the voyage back home. The elements or as we call it weather of the Known Universe destroyed the inner shields and they could not survive.
Presently, the destruction of the environment by the continuous leaking of oil beneath the surface of the Earth has become a dilemma for the remaining Lower Earthling population(LEP).
It is believed that the coming rescue will attempt to reach them through the Marianna Trench. To avoid a possible time disaster the LEP believe that they have to be closer to the surface for a rescue.
Their attempts to traverse to a surface point will cause abrupt movements of the Earth’s Lithosphere. That will produce what you call earthquakes.
Xur
August 16th, 2010 at 10:26 am
THESE REALLY WORK!!
I checked this out on Snopes and it’s for real!
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
August 16th, 2010 at 10:40 am
Could You Have Celiac Disease and Not Even Know It?
Peter H.R. Green, MD
Celiac Disease Center at Columbia University
Celiac disease is the most underdiagnosed autoimmune condition in the US. This gastrointestinal disorder affects one in every 100 Americans — yet only about 3% of those afflicted get properly diagnosed and treated.
It takes 11 years, on average, from the time symptoms appear until the diagnosis is made. In the interim, as the disease progresses, patients grow increasingly at risk for complications that can harm their bones, blood and nervous system… or even lead to cancer.
Women are twice as likely as men to have celiac disease. Contrary to what many doctors believe, it can develop at any time, even among seniors.
New finding: Celiac disease is now four times as common as it was 50 years ago, tests of old blood samples show.
CONFOUNDING SYMPTOMS
When a person who has celiac disease consumes gluten — a protein in wheat, rye, barley and triticale (a wheat-rye hybrid) —
her immune system attacks the protein. This inflames and damages the intestinal lining and interferes with absorption of nutrients. The person may develop…
Classic, overt symptoms. Typically, celiac disease causes severe chronic or recurrent diarrhea. Poor nutrient absorption leads to weight loss, smelly stools, gassiness and/or weakness.
Many doctors, mistaking these symptoms for irritable bowel syndrome or inflammatory bowel disease, advise eating more high-fiber grains — which only makes patients sicker.
Silent symptoms. When there is no diarrhea, it’s called silent celiac disease. In some silent cases, there are no symptoms at all. In others, atypical symptoms —
abdominal pain, migraines, numbness or pain in hands and feet — lead to various wrong diagnoses. Silent celiac disease nonetheless continues to cause intestinal damage.
Skin symptoms. Dermatitis herpetiformis (DH) is a chronic itchy, blistery rash. Only people with celiac disease get DH —
but the vast majority of DH patients do not develop intestinal symptoms. Consequently, they often are misdiagnosed with eczema, psoriasis or “nerves.”
Untreated, celiac disease creates an ever-increasing risk of developing very serious complications, such as osteoporosis, anemia, infertility, neurological problems (poor balance, seizures, dementia) and/or various cancers (melanoma, lymphoma).
A missed diagnosis also represents a missed opportunity to watch for other auto immune disorders that often go hand-in-hand with celiac disease, including thyroid disease, rheumatoid arthritis and alopecia areata (patchy hair loss).
GETTING DIAGNOSED AT LAST
Celiac disease is genetic — you cannot get it by eating too much gluten. The genes can “express” themselves at any point in life, and the disease is never outgrown.
Vital: Get tested if you have any of the following…
Possible celiac symptoms.
A family history of the disease. Almost 10% of family members of celiac patients also have it, even if they have no symptoms.
Type 1 diabetes. Genetic factors link this autoimmune disorder to an increased risk for celiac disease.
Down syndrome. Again, there appears to be a genetic link.
Celiac disease usually can be diagnosed with blood tests for certain antibodies. A biopsy of tissue from the small intestine then is needed to confirm the diagnosis.
If a patient has skin symptoms, a skin biopsy that confirms the DH rash also confirms the celiac diagnosis.
Sometimes nutritionists or naturopaths will recommend that patients adopt the gluten-free diet used to control celiac disease — but without first confirming the diagnosis with a blood test or biopsy.
Problem: Starting a gluten-free diet before you complete the diagnostic tests will yield a false-negative result.
If you do not actually have celiac disease, you subject yourself to needless limitations… you incur the extra cost of buying gluten-free foods… and your diet may lack adequate fiber.
THE DIET SOLUTION
Currently there are no drugs or supplements available to treat celiac disease. However, following a strict gluten-free diet can work wonders at alleviating celiac symptoms.
Important: If tests confirm celiac disease, the diet is essential even if you have no symptoms — otherwise, intestinal damage continues.
The diet can be tricky because gluten is in all foods that contain wheat, rye, barley and triticale. What’s more, gluten grains have many aliases.
Example: Bulgur, couscous, dinkle, durum, einkorn, emmer, fu, graham, kamut, matzah, mir, seitan, semolina and spelt all are wheat products. Avoid oats, too — these often get tainted from being processed in proximity to gluten grains — unless labeled “gluten-free.”
Unexpected: Gluten may be found in processed luncheon meat, imitation seafood, canned soup, frozen entrées, soy sauce, beer, medications, supplements and lipsticks.
Adhering to a gluten-free diet is easier than it used to be because all products with wheat now must be labeled as such. Though products containing gluten-grain–derived ingredients are not all necessarily labeled that way, requirements for allowing a food to be labeled gluten-free have become stricter.
Now, gluten-free breads, cereals, pastas and other foods are sold in supermarkets and health-food stores. Do be sure to get enough fiber from gluten-free grains and other sources.
After adopting a gluten-free diet, some patients see radical improvement within weeks… for others, it takes months or longer.
If improvement is slow, your gastroenterologist should investigate possible underlying conditions (such as infection or hormonal problems) that can exacerbate celiac symptoms.
Information: Contact the American Celiac Disease Alliance (703-622-3331, http://www.americanceliac.org)… Celiac Disease Foundation (818-990-2354, http://www.celiac.org)… Celiac Sprue Association/USA (877-272-4272, http://www.csaceliacs.org).
Bottom Line/Women’s Health interviewed Peter H.R. Green, MD, director of the Celiac Disease Center at Columbia University and professor of clinical medicine at Columbia University College of Physicians and Surgeons, both in New York City. Dr. Green is coauthor of Celiac Disease: A Hidden Epidemic (HarperCollins). http://www.CeliacDiseaseCenter.org
August 16th, 2010 at 10:41 am
Now that was fantastic! And no true American can ever be too patriotic.
George
August 16th, 2010 at 10:42 am
Gosh Michelle
That made me cry.
August 16th, 2010 at 10:43 am
Wow!!!!
No racial epithets from George that is a first. The flag will do it every time.
I hope
Lonnie
August 16th, 2010 at 10:44 am
Ditto Helena
Loved it Michelle
Evelyn
August 16th, 2010 at 10:49 am
Michelle
Please post the URL because your post didn’t get in the full view.
Harry
August 16th, 2010 at 10:50 am
Michelle
How much of the flag would we have seen if you were not feeling “super” patriot?
Victor
August 16th, 2010 at 10:51 am
Michelle
Post the URL ’cause your attempt at displaying the video was a bummer.
Shawn
August 16th, 2010 at 10:58 am
For those of you who want to see what the real video looked like try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5c8kfxdwKc
Michelle’s presentation sucks.
Pierce
August 16th, 2010 at 11:02 am
Thanks Pierce
August 16th, 2010 at 11:06 am
You assholes get off the woman. If you click the picture rather than the button it will take you to the you tube video and you will see the entire picture.
Don’t let your ignorance make you rude.
Victor and Pierce, you too are just fucking morons. Bet you never served a day in your life.
George
August 16th, 2010 at 11:07 am
Beautiful, Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!
Michelle, I had no problem viewing the full show. Pay no attention to the video challenged.
Melinda
August 16th, 2010 at 11:09 am
Why is it men are so impatient?
Guys, would you talk to your mothers that way?
Pierce, I’d like to pierce you?
Carla
August 16th, 2010 at 11:09 am
You tell’em George.
August 16th, 2010 at 11:11 am
What the hell do you know George?
I served two tours in Iraq. This white man has earned the right to defend his nation’s flag.
Fuck you asshole.
Victor
August 16th, 2010 at 11:16 am
I am very sorry Michelle. There is no excuse for my being rude. I will never do it again.
My mother called and asked if that was me. I said no. Sorry mom, I was too embarrassed to tell you the truth.
You’re right George. I have not served this country militarily. But I served two years as a page in the US Senate.
I apologize to Michelle and anyone who I offended. I am deeply sorry.
Ann, don’t call. I am calling mom as you read this.
Pierce
August 16th, 2010 at 11:17 am
Go get’em George.
August 16th, 2010 at 11:24 am
Victor
Your two tours don’t give you the right to put down a white American displaying her country’s flag.
Michelle is white until proven otherwise. You are the asshole.
Probably one of those blue dog democrats who is too cowardly to stand up for the republican cause.
Check your lineage. You sure, you are all white?
Probably not, I smell a little mud. Or was that a whiff — of a lot of trailer trash?
You don’t want to mix words with me boy, you don’t have the mental skills.
George
George
August 16th, 2010 at 11:26 am
Harry, Victor and Pierce
Now you know why women have to to the lions share of thinking in this country for anything to get done right.
Oh, I think you mother will forgive you Pierce. You did man up.
Harry, Victor?
Carry
August 16th, 2010 at 11:28 am
If I had a dime for every time a man put his foot in his mouth.
I wouldn’t need to win the lottery so bad.
Susan
PS. but thanks for the memories Harry victor and oh, I forgive you too Pierce.
Susan
August 16th, 2010 at 11:31 am
Good for you Pierce. Victor if I were you I would just own up to my mistake. If you can get the resident bigot(sorry but it’s true) George mad at you, you are way wrong.
AAyrn
August 16th, 2010 at 11:33 am
So, let me get this straight. You guys have had it in for Michelle so you waded in waist deep the instant you thought(if you call that thinking) you had her on something.
Ha, Ha, Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mildred
August 16th, 2010 at 11:34 am
Oh, do you feel stupid about now, eh guys. At least Pierce owned up to his mistake.
Waiting
Bai
August 16th, 2010 at 11:38 am
Bet Doug(no offense meant Main Dude) knows how you feel about now Pierce.
I’m sure that Michelle will take your apology with the grace she exhibits daily on her blog.
What about you other two buffoons?
Mukundi
August 16th, 2010 at 11:40 am
You handle your business George.
I want to meet a real man like you. If I send Michelle my email address will you contact her to get it?
I get hot just reading your spiel.
Linda
August 16th, 2010 at 11:41 am
Too bad there is not Howie to tell us more about the aliens intentions.
Me personally, I don’t trust the TAO.
Buzz
August 16th, 2010 at 11:43 am
I know how maddening you americans can be about your flag. Maybe we all are about our country’s symbol.
But that doesn’t give you an excuse to mess with the Girlz. You are due. Count on it.
Fariba
August 16th, 2010 at 11:47 am
Wear Jeans to Burn More Calories
John Porcari, PhD
University of Wisconsin
People took 8% more steps during the workday when they dressed casually in jeans than when they wore business attire.
The additional steps — 491 per day, on average, as measured by pedometers — burned an extra 25 calories daily, or the equivalent of about 1.8 pounds of body weight per year.
Bottom line: The average American adult gains 0.4 to 1.8 pounds yearly.
Dressing casually encourages increased physical activity that could more than offset this weight gain.
Women’s Health interviewed John Porcari, PhD, director, clinical exercise physiology program, University of Wisconsin, La Crosse, and leader of a study of 53 people, sponsored by the American Council on Exercise.
August 16th, 2010 at 11:49 am
Fuck with the Girlz and die you shit for brains.
August 16th, 2010 at 11:51 am
Michelle
I guess Fariba said it all. Thanks for the article. Here in France, it is nice to show the girls why I love my country so much.
It made me cry too. I love America. It is and always be my first love.
Ruth
August 16th, 2010 at 11:52 am
Oh, yes, it does a great honor to all those who have served and to those brave women and men who have put service to their country above personal safety.
Thank you for all you do.
Ruth
August 16th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
The Silent Treatment
??A man and his wife were having some problems at home??and were giving each other the silent treatment.??
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him?? at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
??Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,?’Please wake me at 5:00 AM.’
He left it where he knew she would find it.??The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him,? when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
??The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM.. Wake up.
‘??Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
August 16th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Thanks Michelle for asking.
It was not as exciting as Roger’s. But I’ll tell you anyway.
My sister sent me an pillow and asked me to check it for bed bugs.
I called her and asked her how was I to do that?
She said. “Put it in your bed tonight and sleep on it.”
It was a beautifully designed pillow. Big and very comfy looking. I thought it was her way of giving me a nice gift. So I put it in our bed and slept on it.
The next morning my wife woke up with red whelps all over her. She said that we had an infestation of bed bugs.
I called my sister and told her that I had not experienced anything but my wife was practically bitten to death.
She laughed and said that she figured as much because Connie was always bragging about how sensitive her “delicate” skin was.
I asked her where she got the pillow. She said “from a flea bag motel in the red light district a few miles from me.”
That’s my only sibling. As mean as you can get. She was paying back my wife for an imagined slight she thought Connie had delivered ten months ago.
She waited just long enough for me to forget she was out to get my wife.
I never told my wife about the pillow. I just burned it.
She doesn’t read you blog. My sister turned me on to it and made me promise not to reveal it to Connie.
She’s 4 years older than me and has always been my boss. Oh, she was one of the more violent girls who just wrote in.
I’ll leave it to you to guess which one. I don’t want to get on her bad side.
Venny
August 16th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Hafa adai
Michele thanks for the display.
There is a new mortagage assistance program from Obama that will help those on the mainland. But it is not available for those here.
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Cruz: Guam overlooked for HUD program
PACIFIC DAILY NEWS • NEWS@GUAMPDN.COM • AUGUST 17, 2010
Legislative Vice Speaker Benjamin Cruz recently asked Delegate Madeleine Bordallo to take action so Guam homeowners can avail of programs to assist those having a difficult time paying their mortgages.
Last week, President Barack Obama announced $3 billion in assistance for homeowners through the Department of Treasury and the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, or HUD.
Federal assistance is available through a declining balance, deferred payment “bridge loan” for up to $50,000 to assist eligible borrowers with payments on their mortgage principal, interest, mortgage insurance, taxes and hazard insurance for up to 24 months, according to Cruz.
Cruz, who is seeking re-election, said he is concerned Guam may have been overlooked under the U.S. Department of Treasury’s Hardest Hit Fund program, which represents $2 billion of the $3 billion total package.
States identified to be eligible under this program were selected because their average home prices plummeted by more than 20 percent since the beginning the housing market crash in 2007. Cruz believes this may have happened in Guam, based on data compiled by a local real estate firm.
Cruz also wants to ensure Guam fully participates in the HUD Emergency Homeowners Loan Program.
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Is Guam not a part of America
Peter
August 16th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Xur, thank you, Ok so the TAO finally gives an explanation I understand re: importance of the Marianna Trench, it also explains why Guamanians Anna and Peter were drawn to blog post here, at least that explains it to me…though I completely forgte why the TAO chose MM blog to post on, it’s been over two years now…so, thank you again for the info…so are we to expect more earthquakes on Guam or everywhere or anything else humans might chalk up to Mother Nature?
It seems the males around here get a little uppity when things don’t work staright away, I have often had to search youtube for the videos posted here, my iPhone doesn’t always cooperate but would I ever dream of making it Mischa’s problem? Hell no…sheesh, can’t you just take initative and go find the fucking thing if you want to see it so bad? Stoip acting like children…although that’s disparaging to children : )
Mischa, come to LA…this weekend? Need your advice on a few things but it needs to be in person : ) Come on it’ll be fun, please?
Caio, Luv, Zen Lill
August 16th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
I know that I rant a lot. But I just saw Cnn (they deserve small n’s) a few minutes ago.
They were featuring that Newt Gingrich(like getting rich at any cost) as a spokes person for whether Muslims should be allowed to built a mosque in Manhattan.
No one is asking if the South should be allowed to fly the confederate flag over the capital of states that have citizens that that flag represents their enslavement.
Why because whites don’t see the feelings of anyone else as important. I digress.
The white moderator ventured to add as weight to Newt’s opinion that they should consider the quote of that other airhead Sara Palin.
Again whites force the rest of us to accept that airhead as someone who’s opinion matters because she is and they are white.
NO other reason any sane person would care what that dumb as the proverbial box of rocks idiot thinks. Again I digress.
The quote from that idiot says everything about the difference between “jUSTICE,” and what OTWs experience in this country which is white (justUs) Justice.
Sara Palin is quoted as saying – yes, it is true that the muslims, as American citizens, have the right to build where they please, but the question she put to President Obama is SHOULD they have that right?
That is the epitome of the difference between the white justice system and a true system of justice.
Whereas true justice doesn’t guarantee you JUSTICE every time. It guarantees you the right to an equal opportunity to attaining truth JUSTICE, every time.
White justice is based on the premise that although JUSTICE is about the “right “you have to equal JUSTICE, they, the white race, have the right to decide if you SHOULD have that right.
Hence whites see nothing wrong with the assumption by Sara Palin or any other white person posing the question on any given occasion – sure he/she has the right to expect equality but “SHOULD” he/she get that right or equality?
That is the what you hear in cop trials when you hear do you believe your lying eyes or what the cop says happened.
It boils down to just because you expect that JUSTICE will give you an arena where you have an equal opportunity at receiving Justice, “”SHOULD” you receive that equal opportunity or JUSTICE.
Here for whites the paramount issue is not Justice, but “SHOULD” you(an OTW) have that right.
Simply put every white has the right to expect an arena where he/she can get an opportunity at receiving JUSTICE.
But if you are not white, then the issue is yes, under our constitution and justice system the opportunity exist, but “SHOULD” you as an OTW have that right.
43 other white presidents have answered the question succinctly. NO! And provided or did nothing to remove AFFIRMATIVE ACTION(S) that insured that result.
This black President says YES!
That is something whites can not abide, so they must take their country back. It is as simple as that.
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
affirmative action
noun
an action or policy favoring those who tend to suffer from discrimination, esp. in relation to employment or education; positive discrimination.
remove the “those who tend to suffer from discrimination” part of that definition as it is an inspired form of obfuscation by the white boy to disguise his benefitting from AFFIRMATIVE ACTION from the onset of the writing of the Constitution.
Hence the true meaning of the term AFFIRMATION ACTION IS – an action or policy favoring those who tend to be of the same race and gender as those in power. White males; Negative discrimination
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So where are the pundits that can refute that white males have benefited from government actions and policies that have favored white males since the beginning of the US Constitution simply because they were or are white males?
Hence, the origins of “Just Us” Justice. Whites reflectively accept that the American Justice System is just for them.
Thus, they have very little problem with politicians and pundits uttering statements that deprive OTWs of receiving the kind of JUSTICE the Federal, State, or local Constitutions guarantee them.
Nothing personal, it is merely white Justice spelled justus.
Robert
August 16th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
George whatever you do DON’T fall out of character. We love to hate you here.
You are our resident bigot.
Actually I hate the stupid cows like Linda who encourage the likes of you.
Nicole.
August 16th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Gosh, Linda
I bet you are a blond. No offense meant to you Zen Lill.
This may make my point if you can under stand it.
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Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on theTexas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the
three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?”
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, “To be a detective, you have to be able to detect.
You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing
features and oddities like scars and so forth.”
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.
“Now,” he said, “did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?”
The blonde immediately said, “Yes, I did. He has only one eye!”
The detective shook his head and said, “Of course he has only one eye in this picture!
It’s a profile of his face! You’re dismissed!”
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, “What about you?
Notice anything unusual or Outstanding about this man?”
“Yes! He only has one ear!”
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, “Didn’t you hear what I just told the other lady?
This is a profile of the man’s face! Of course you can
only see one ear! You’re excused too!”
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, “This is probably a waste of time, but….”
He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, “All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?”
The blonde said, “I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.”
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the
folder.
He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, “You’re absolutely right!
His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world
could you tell that by looking at his picture?”
The blonde rolled her eyes and said “Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can’t wear glasses.”
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Terance
August 16th, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Robert, I’ve taken to calling SP ‘she who shall not be named’ Harry Potter reference bc I cannot and will nor have a serious political discussion with her, she of the box of rocks intellect, as a real topic. Should she get voted into anything here, I will be making a long sojourn to Bhutan and Bali amongst other places of interest to me. I cannot bear the thought of how much stupidity it would take to vote her into doing anything meaningful at all.
Terrance, that is a hilarious blonde joke and no offense taken. My friends always laugh at me, they claim that it’s crazy how intelligent I can be and then also how incredibly gullible I can be, it’s always over inconsequential goofy stuff so who cares…when it matters I can get quite serious and passionate (fiery) on a given subject, I call it ‘goin’ Italian’ (no offense to any italian out there who is not ocassionally a hot head, yeah not many of them, huh?)
Luv, Zen Lill