my creature is a republican
Posted by Michelle Moquin on March 24th, 2011
Good morning!
Have you seen this e-mail?
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this, he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head: Holy S##t!!!
My dog is a Democrat!
I never got this e-mailed to me in it’s original format, but after Tess commented on it, I did a little searching myself. Yes Tess, the republicans are sending this out and yes idiots accept these inane comparisons as gospel. But what is more idiotic is that some Democrats are forwarding it too. How stupid is that?
This e-mail is Republican hypocrisy at it’s best. Or should I say at it’s worst? This is the kind of life that republicans want, and no doubt some have. And if they presently don’t have this kind of life, yet, you know from their political agenda, they are certainly aspiring to have it….doing anything they possibly can to have it.
Republicans need to look in the mirror. Oh that’s right, they do – They look in the mirror every day, smile and say, “Okay what can I get away with today? Who can I lie to? What will I lie about that will bring big bennies to ME and MINE?!”
No doubt, I am not the only one who thinks this. However, I received this clever e-mail that I thought was the perfect answer to “my dog is a democrat” The original e-mail is in BLUE and the response to the e-mail is in RED:
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
My creature never sleeps He is always plotting to rip off the middle class with some lying scheme.
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
He controls the costs of all the food I buy by allowing the Corporations to collude to fix prices artificially high.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
His comforts are provided for him by those big Corporations.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
He visits the Medical Industry for his campaign Check and again during the year for personal aggrandizement.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
For this he gives them a monopoly on fleecing the American people with insurance policies that he does not have to honor.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
He lives in a better than middle class neighborhood much larger than he needs, but he isn’t paying for it with his paycheck.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
When he bankrupts the country with his fiscal policies, he blames it on everyone else.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He has his choice of Industries to sleep with.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He receives generous accommodations from those industries.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
He is living like a King and has absolutely no conscious whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
All of his cost are picked up by the Health, Energy, and Banking Industries that fleece the American people every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head…….
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head…….
My dog is a Democrat
My Creature is a Republican
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Readers: Don’t you love it? I wish I could clam that I wrote it. Kudos to who wrote this ( you know who you are:) But hey, I’m clever enough to recognize genius and print it. If you got this e-mail, forward them this – that’ll piss off the republicans big time, and maybe the democrats will wake up too. And maybe between all of us we can get this e-mail to go viral, and snuff out the original.
Thoughts? Anything you want to add? Blog this BABE.
Peace Out.
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michelle
Aka BABE: We all know what this means by now :)
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March 24th, 2011 at 9:09 am
hahaha, love this Mischa, will send it around. People don’t even read what they forward anymore, at least, I hope that’s the issue…if you read that first one (and I rec’d it too) then don’t forward things you don’t agree with, seems obvious, but apparently it’s not so obvious…?
Doug, MD, loved the vid in #11, she’s incredible, I still have to watch #13 on Trump but just read that he is ‘demanding’ that Obama show his birth certificate, oh man, c’mon already…that’s ludicrous…
Thanks for all you do, Misch, you provide some very informative and provocative info everyday, and I appreciate it.
Luv, Zen Lill
March 24th, 2011 at 10:47 am
Loved it Michelle. I received that email. I had to look through my trash to find it. I’m so happy I can reply. I wish I was clever enough to have thought that up too.
Oh, yeah, I’ve been trying to get in all morning. It says you have already said that.
Hope this makes it in.
Lisa
March 24th, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Now Is the Time to Go Medical Bargain-Hunting…
Charles B. Inlander
People’s Medical Society
Here are the best ways to find good deals on high-quality services in your community…
Ask the right question. Many times, getting a discount is as easy as asking for it.
Don’t be afraid to ask a surgeon (if you are contemplating surgery) or any type of health provider if he can “do better” after discussing the cost of a medical procedure or service.
This is especially helpful if a big out-of-pocket cash outlay is involved because you have no insurance or your insurance does not cover a particular service, such as dental care or cosmetic surgery.
Insider secret: Don’t worry about getting lower-quality care if you pay a discounted price. Research shows that price does not affect quality when it comes to medical care.
Get the ammunition you need to negotiate. When my wife recently needed a dental implant, our dentist and the surgeon he recommended quoted her a price of more than $3,000.
But we shopped around and found two other highly recommended surgeons and dentists who were offering the same procedure at a price of $2,000. When we told that to our dentist, he and the surgeon matched the price.
Insider secret: When negotiating for a discount, you’ll have the best luck if you comparison shop and are able to quote a lower price from a competitor.
Don’t forget about discounts on equipment. You’ve probably seen those TV commercials for motorized scooters and wheelchairs.
If you’re insured, the deal may look good. But if you are not covered, you may be able to match the price or do even better at a local medical equipment shop that’s looking for customers.
And even if you are insured, many local stores will throw in a maintenance contract at no additional charge just to get your business.
Hearing aids also are being sold at the steepest discounts in years. With a few phone calls, you often can find deals at 20% to 50% off retail price.
Remember: Hard times mean good deals for those who look for them. So don’t put off what you thought you couldn’t afford.
Like all other businesses these days, medical and health providers badly need your patronage and very often will reduce their prices to get it.
Health interviewed Charles B. Inlander, a consumer advocate and health-care consultant based in Fogelsville, Pennsylvania. He was the founding president of the nonprofit People’s Medical Society, a consumer advocacy organization credited with key improvements in the quality of US health care in the 1980s and 1990s, and is the author of 20 books, including Take This Book to the Hospital with You: A Consumer Guide to Surviving Your Hospital Stay (St. Martin’s).
March 24th, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Interesting how far men will go to continue their sperm.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/23/sperm-grown-successfully-_n_839730.html?ref=email_share
March 24th, 2011 at 1:09 pm
June, I’d bet the lesbians would be happy with this.
March 24th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
I can’t believe what happened. I was in the bath room at my uncle’s home. He has a 4 bed 5 bath mansion in Miami Florida. I decided to test the mirror with the info Rose gave. Holly shit to my surprise my nails touched.
I just figured that Rose was mistaken. So I went to three of the other ones and my finger nails continued to touch. When I told my aunt about it she laughed and brought me into the master bathroom and shit our finger didn’t touch there.
We decided to test the one we had not tested. Our fingernails touched. She told me to come back this morning. When I arrived she had the police there and they were tearing out the last two mirrors. Behind each were positioned cameras.
My father the brother of my aunt was livid. He said that he would kill the bastard. But the police restrained him and said that they would handle the situation. We found a hidden room with hundreds of DVDs. One showed the parts of a woman as she cleaned her self after she did her business on the commode.
My uncle is 64 years old. What was he thinking? Thanks Rose.
Ruby
March 24th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Okay, I’ll bite, Morry. Why would this lesbian be happy with that?
March 24th, 2011 at 2:45 pm
I’m surprised you can’t figure it out Karen. If sperm can be grown outside the body with tissue samples and simply injected, the man is taken out of the equation. Tissue samples can be cloned. A lesbian wouldn’t need to find a baster buddy to have a baby. Maybe you aren’t interested in being a parent but I know more than a few lesbians that are. Designer kids are on the way/already here.
March 24th, 2011 at 5:39 pm
Morry, I was aware of the fact that men were talking about growing their sperm outside their bodies. And I am aware of women who want to have babies via a man’s sperm.
Me I want a baby from a woman’s egg. I want an AMAZON. The earth’s version of a Girlz. If there is any cloning outside of a body that I am interested in, it will be the cloning of a woman’s egg that can divide without the need of a sperm catalyst.
We all start out as women anyway, so I personally don’t see the need for sperm, provided naturally or artificially. But thanks for the comeback. At least we are now on the same page.
Karen
March 24th, 2011 at 5:41 pm
Sweet.
March 24th, 2011 at 6:04 pm
Michelle, I agree with Zen Lill. You do make reading a blog interesting. I used to start out reading the General Hospital blog before I headed to work. Sorry, but I’m hooked on that soap. I’m a nurse and it makes me dream.
But one of my patients was upset because she couldn’t get your blog so I asked her what was so special about that particular blog. She said, “Michelle, Howie, Zen Lill and Aliens.” Then she sat up and smiled and said “sometimes the sex is so vivid that I can hear the moans of pleasure. And then their is Anonz, girl if this man can’t get you wet, it can’t be done.” That got me.
If I could be that man’s private nurse, I would do it for free. She’s 51, happily married to the head of this hospital and teaches English lit at a major university here. So I took her up on her suggestion and started reading your blog.
Heddie
March 24th, 2011 at 7:46 pm
Bita and I are roaming the Americas in the year of 1861. She has talked me into taking jobs as a reporter for the various papers that support the towns we visit. It is very easy to do because I accept small wages and I am so much more articulate than the locals.
She started insisting that I do it because “Wild Bill” Hickok frequently kills Chinese men so that he can rape their women at will. She hates the fact that history views him so admirably. So she wants me to start printing true tales about the scoundrels we meet who have been treated so well by history in the hopes that some of the articles will be discovered in the future.
Here is my first write about something the famous “Wild Bill” did.
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A fight in which three unarmed men were outnumbered and killed is undergoing transmogrification. Twenty-seven-year-old James Butler “Duck Bill” Hichok, one of the winners, represents himself as the sole combatant against the “McCanles gang,” in Rock Creek, Nebraska.
Forty-year-old Dave McCanles sold a house to the local freighting company which was slow to pay. McCanles, something of a bully, went to demand the second installment, taking a couple of unarmed ranch-hands and his 12-year-old son.
At the office he was met by Hickok-nicknamed “Duck Bill” because of his sweeping nose which overhangs a protruding upper lip. There was already bad blood between the two, who had quarreled over their disreputable interest in the same woman.
McCanles straightaway abused manager Horace Wellman, ultimately using his fists. Whereupon Hickok, hiding behind a calico curtain, shot him in the back. Then Hickok, Wellman, Mrs. Wellman and frieight company employee, J.W. “Doc” Brink, ran out to McCanles’ waiting unarmed ranch-hands.
One was killed with a shotgun blast, by Mrs. Wellman. The other was battered to death with hoes by Mr. Wellman, Brinks, and Hickok. The little boy saved his life by running away.
Hickok, Wellman and Brink were charged with murder, but it seems the case will never come to court. Meanwhile, Hickok is fabricating “nine men in buckram” out of Dave McCanles and his unarmed ranch-hands, who have become the “McCanles gang” of “desperadoes, horse thieves, murders, and regular cut-throats.” Hickok claims to have faced them down, saying he was hit by 11 bullets during the fiercest gunfight one man ever undertook.
He expects his unflattering nickname to change from “Duck Bill” to “Wild Bill” as soon as he finishes growing a sweeping mustache to cover his silly-looking mouth.
The facts are as we gave them. Hickok was one of three armed men and a woman who attacked three unarmed men and a child. Hickok’s heroic act was to shoot a bully in the back without warning from a hiding place.
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As it would have been difficult explaining how I was present to witness these events without my presence being noticed, I have to claim a “We” to account for others contributions to my writes. However for the blog, it is how I witnessed it.
AH
March 24th, 2011 at 9:12 pm
AH, I really enjoy reading about the old cowboy heros and bad guys. While you are in the past how about writing some colorful obituaries for me to find today about them?
I have tried and I have found none. If you decide to do it, how long after you do it will I have to wait to look?
Brandon
March 24th, 2011 at 9:15 pm
AH, I’m not yet committed to believing you can travel to the past. I am considered a real knowledgeable buff on Wyatt Earp. Write something I don’t know about him.
Chuck
March 24th, 2011 at 10:04 pm
Bita decided to try to steer the ship into about six weeks of time travel. We ended up not a few weeks later in the year 1861 but we arrived at a banquet in 1891.
It was at Lizzie Hughes’s Cook House. It was a gala affair. There was all kinds of food. However, there was only one kind of meat that was severed. While it was delicious to Adam; to Bita and me it tasted a little gamey. But the rest of food and beverages were delicious.
When the dinners congratulated Mrs. Hughes and asked what the meat was, the woman’s little daughter replied before her mother could speak, “My sister.”
She then told of watching her mother, kill, butcher and cook her own child that afternoon. A doctor confirmed that the bones were human. Adam rushed back to make a take out plate during the confusion while the guests were preparing to kill Mrs. Hughes.
Fortunately, the police arrived in time to save her from summary justice, but not in time to prevent Adam from fleeing with a healthy plate of seconds with us.
That may be the last time I allow Bita to steer.
AH
March 25th, 2011 at 4:15 am
Alex,
Were Fava beans, and a good Chianti on the menu, as well? Quite interesting.
March 25th, 2011 at 8:12 am
Aw Heddie, you HAD to go and bring up Anonz now didn’t you? Dammit…where is he? Ruth, how is the sweet pea? And where have you, Evelyn and Harris been? Are those twin babies here – already??
Morry, designer babies have been here for a while…I like the idea of not requiring the sperm for the deal though.
When I asked a friend how we could rid the world of racism she responded – do what I did, marry out of your race and have children. I would say that I tend to agree, I have several friends who have done just that, it does change things, you must see the perspective of your half through their eyes and your own and that does change things dramatically, that and they make some gorgeous children : )
- ZL
March 25th, 2011 at 8:51 am
I like your idea Zen Lill. Miscegenation is probably the only true cure for racial prejudice from any race towards another. But there are one or two arguments I have heard against it, I would like to mention. If there are other more substantial ones, this would be the blog to discuss them on.
There is the cultural argument, that it destroys the culture of all races into one homogeneous mix. One could say that by rejecting race mixing, you are maintaining and supporting diversity. This is probably the most legitimate argument, but to me it is still unconvincing.
You could also say that by mixing races you ‘dilute’ your race and make it inferior, but this is an argument which holds no water at all given that the more genetic diversity (ie. the larger the gene pool you are drawing from), the stronger the genetic makeup of the child will be. Inbreeding leads to birth defects, conversely, race mixing would have an effect in the opposite direction.
Alycedale
March 25th, 2011 at 9:04 am
I like your idea too Zen Lill. I am probably a little prejudiced because my fiancé is japanese and I am black. But we are up against both our parents. His refuse to accept me and mine refuse to accept him.
We both work for the same computer company. We both are 24, and we both are only children. I would like the think that is the reason our parents are so against our marriage, but Walter doesn’t think so. He says his parents think blacks are inferior.
We are getting married March 28, 2011. They are invited, but we don’t need their support. We have a combined income of $218,000. We are giving ourselves the kind of wedding we want.
We will have lots of friends. But as for immediate family, it seems that they have chosen sides. Many invitations were returned wishing us well but expressing regret because their attendance would cause a rip in their family harmony. Racism is alive and well in San Jose.
Vickie
March 25th, 2011 at 9:11 am
Alycdale,
Your point of dilution would make an inferior race, presupposes that there is a superior race…
March 25th, 2011 at 9:15 am
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March 25th, 2011 at 9:18 am
I am a member of the White Nation. We are proud white people who stand up for their race and culture and don’t tolerate race mixing to any degree.
Louis