Flap Your Lips Friday
Posted by Michelle Moquin on November 6th, 2009
Good morning. I can’t tell you how happy I am that it is Friday – I bet you all are too.
I woke up later than usual this morning and to my surprise I had a quite a few e-mails from you readers in regards to my write yesterday. That was very unusual. Besides the regulars chiming in here- you know who you are :), it seems some peeps were either shy, a little shocked, and a tad scared about my ship. Please don’t be. Evidently wrapping your mind was a bit too much! :) My apologies.
I was in a humorous mood, as I had mentioned, and speaking rather tongue-in-cheekish. Don’t mind me. I mean really, if we were on my ship, an all girl ship let me remind you, do ya think there would be all of these men aboard? (Sorry ZL, if you’re looking for a ship with testosterone, you might want to hitch a ride elsewhere.) I don’t think so….and if there were you can bet all the bad boys would be gone. I don’t know about you, but if you look at this planet, you can see, they’re all still here! Bummer.
I mean c’mon, I am sure that all of you heard the story of Nidal Malik Hasan and his crazy double fisted shoot-’em-up scene. No, he wasn’t at war killing the enemy. He was at Fort Hood and evidently just a little pissed off that he was about to be deployed again to Afghanistan. Ok, so you don’t want to go. I can understand that. But do you have to engage your own at-home war and go on a rampage killing your own kind?! 12 died and 31 were wounded.
And no his comrades were not armed. No weapons are carried on the army base unless the soldiers are performing training exercises. So no, soldiers were not armed to defend themselves. They were basically sitting ducks and running targets. “So sorry that we have to inform you that your son/husband was killed by a fellow soldier, here on U.S. soil.”
He ended the shooting by turning the gun on himself - Talk about a gutless wonder. And then we find out this that he wasn’t successful. Successful at killing all of his comrades but when it came to shooting himself, he survives. And quite frankly I’m glad that he did. I want him to face just what he did to his comrades, and pay dearly for it.
I just have to ask, why is it that when men feel they want to kill themselves, they have no problem taking others with them? It is so gutless and it happens time and time again. Why not just shoot yourself and be done with it? Why kill innocent people?
Are men so brutal minded, that they figure, ‘now is my chance to kill freely because I’m going to kill myself anyway, and this gives me the chance to do it…to be ruthless, and get away with it’ ? I’m really trying to understand the lack of humanity. Is there that much barbarianism deep rooted in man?
I know there is more to say about this but I am going to end it here. If today is the day for flapping your lips, feel free to do so here, on this topic or any other.
Oh…and thanks for letting me brag a bit about my ride yesterday. But no worries, you are definitely not aboard my ship, I assure you. However, for those of you girls who are still serious about joining me, the offer still stands. And yes, the beaches and mountains are spectacular, not to mention a few other delightful surprises that await you! :)
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November 6th, 2009 at 10:54 am
If I am allowed, I would enjoy being in the cock pit!
November 6th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Good morning Michelle;
I found this article on three test to predict your heart risk. It is an eye opener.
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MSNBC.com
3 tests to predict your heart risk
Three new methods help gauge your cardiovascular health
By Arthur Agatston, MD
Prevention
updated 5:29 a.m. PT, Fri., Oct . 16, 2009
Your doctor can order a host of complex tests to gauge the health of your heart, but I’d like to tell you about three new methods of predicting heart disease that are surprisingly simple and effective. One can be done with your eyes closed — literally. Another can be ordered the next time you have a blood test, and the third involves taking the temperature of your finger. Here’s a rundown of how each one works:
1. The sleep test
Answer this question: Do you feel drowsy during the day? If so, you may be harming your heart. Every extra hour of sleep middle-age adults can add to their nightly average reduces their risk of coronary artery calcification by 33 percent, according to a study reported in the Journal of the American Medical Association. When you’re even a little sleep deprived, your body releases stress hormones that constrict arteries and cause inflammation. If you routinely wake up feeling tired or need an afternoon nap, then you’re probably sleep deprived. Try either changing your sleep habits (darker room, TV off, earplugs) or going to bed 30 minutes earlier until symptoms disappear. If your spouse complains about your snoring or if you often wake up with a headache, get checked for sleep apnea disorder.
2. The vitamin D test
Low levels of vitamin D, found in nearly 80 percent of US adults, can cause a rise in blood pressure and increased arterial inflammation. Fortunately, it’s easy to test for and remedy any deficiency. Ask your doctor to order a vitamin-D analysis as part of your next blood test. Optimal levels are 30 to 40 ng/mL, but some doctors contend 50-plus ng/mL is even better. If yours is low, get 10 to 15 more minutes of sunlight per day (without sunblock), eat more vitamin D-rich foods (salmon, tuna, fortified orange juice), or take a D supplement (as recommended by your doctor). It’s one of the simplest things you can do to protect your heart.
3. The finger test
Lining all your blood vessels — even those in your index finger — is a single layer of cells, called the endothelium, that produce chemicals that affect the vessels’ function, causing dilation, constriction, clotting, etc. Negative changes in the endothelium occur years before any other measurable signs of heart trouble appear, so researchers have believed that if the health of the endothelium could be tested, we just might lick heart disease and stroke.
Now we have that test. The one I use, called Vendys, involves attaching a fingertip-temperature detector to your index finger and wrapping a blood-pressure cuff around your arm. As the cuff is inflated, blood flow to the hand decreases and finger temperature drops. After 5 minutes, the cuff is deflated and blood flow returns. The faster and more completely finger temperature rebounds, the healthier the endothelium.
The great thing about this test is that I can not only assess your vascular health but also partially monitor how well treatment is working. If a patient loses weight, lowers her blood pressure, or begins taking medication, I can detect positive changes in her endothelial function almost instantaneously. With other methods — calcium scoring, for instance — I’d be waiting years. Eventually, this finger test could be an invaluable aid for monitoring heart health.
If you’re at risk of heart disease, discuss this and the other tests with your doctor. There’s a good chance that if you pay attention to what they tell you, they’ll help you keep your heart beating stronger, longer.
Arthur Agatston, MD, an associate professor of medicine at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine, is the author of “The South Beach Diet Supercharged: Faster Weight Loss and Better Health for Life.” He maintains a cardiology prac
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Loved the ship. Would jump at the chance to be invited aboard.
Love
Helena
November 6th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Zen Lill, Sorry for your disappointent. You are one of the Original Magnificent 7 and therefore you will be among your Women friends. You will have Michelle, Madeline and hundreds of thousands of other Earth Girlz to befriend.
Your giant ship will keep you occupied. I bet you didn’t imagine it would turn out this way in the beginning.
I accept whatever my future holds, and with open arms.
Earth and Shopping and being a Hot Woman will be of no value on Michelle’s Ship. Also when you choose a new suit to occupy it will make you look different — indestructable, but different. Also your mind will be enhanced so petty matters such as fashion and being a Yuppy will not clutter your mind. You will be interested in your tasks aboard ship.
I still hope we can have some communication at that time, but who knows how that will work?
I will miss you even though we are only blog friends.
HOWIE
November 6th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Michelle, your blog is being F**ked with again today. I reade Dougs comment before I blogged in. Now he is after me. This is strange.
HOWIE
November 6th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Howie, thanks (I think) hmmm, maybe I have the accountrements and the clothes etc that add up to a yuppie lookalike but I sure as hell am not one! Hahaha…you’re going to have to trust me on that. Just bc I have things and blings and a fashion sense that sure isn’t all of this ‘hot’ woman, but I’m fairly clear that you know that. I’m not offended. I’d be happy to be amongst the M7 again.
I think Mischa would allow me my pleasures in her ship ESP if she has her copilot Doug there. : )
I commented yestrday early this am.
Caio, ZL
November 6th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Hello Harry. I read you comment yesterday. I mostly speak for myself and Al can defend himself, but we still have our balls, only we have learned a lesson that Women have had second class status for thousands of year. It is an illusion that White Men have woven that says Women are and always have been equal in society. It is bullshit.
Even religion which was certainly written by Man puts Women down and I have been enlightened through this blog and other influences, that this is totally true.
Man wants to keep his power over Women and will do anything to keep it that way.
You too, can learn if you have an open mind, and see the degradation Women have gone through and are going through in Moslem Nations. They are killed by any Male Family member who feels they have done something against the Koran.
Women must cover their entire bodies and faces with a veil to keep Men happy — as if seeing them would bring out the animal in man and he could be tempted to rape if he saw more skin.
We are not animals and do not need to keep Women covered up and waling behind us in order to keep them safe. That is bullshit told by religious leaders to control Women in these parts of the World.
If you were ever married, a Wife is your equal partner prmising to love, honorf and cherish you in their Wedding Vows — Not to be second class.
Women have offered the World many inventions and scientific cures and will continue to do so if they stand on equal ground.
I have not gone soft, I have learned because we are not narrow minded. Man and Woman are meant to walk hand in hand equally to experience life together.
Michelle has also learned that ALL Men are not to blame, but there are enough complacent men who just go along with the status quo because it is comfortable for them. Why change a good thing? I will tell you why — because it is wrong and cruel. It does not infer that someone is going soft. Harry you have much to learn.
HOWIE
November 6th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
You tell it Howie! Frankly I thought Harrys comment was obnoxiously wrong, you and Al clearly have your co-pilots intact : ) – ZL
November 6th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Zen Lill, it is ‘Flap Your Lips Friday’ so I am flappin’.
Thanks for covering my back with Harry. He has much to learn as I am trying to do daily.
I still have my balls, but I do not meed to use anger to verbally attack blogger’s comments. I choose to be diplomatic because I am learning to do so. It might come in handy one day, and I like the mellow HOWIE better.
Enjoy the Weekend.
Caio,
HOWIE
November 6th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Harry;
Both Howie and myself still have possession of our balls. Besides, how much courage does it take to disagree with women via a blog anyway?
You ask what happened? Well I am gonna tell you what happened, I realized that I was not the target of anyone’s verbal assault of white men. That I was not a party to the problems that these women were complaining (and rightly so) about.
Harry you have been reading Michelle’s blog, right? Haven’t you heard about the types of abuse and degradation that women endure daily, and at the hands of men in most, if not all cases? Do I need to name them?
These problems are worse in foreign lands where women are deemed as property, belonging to men with the sole purpose of serving man.
Women are only demanding the respect and rights long due them. They are man’s equal and want to be recognized as such.
So Harry if you feel that you have been constantly beat-up by the women on this blog, then perhaps it is you who need to find your own pair.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
Al
November 6th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Zen Lill
I am a 27 year old very hot lesbian. I discovered the pleasures of sex with a woman when I was 17. I have never been with a man. I would love to be alone on a ship with you. I think that I could take your mind off testosterone with my expert use of the male dildo. When I pull my hair back and strap on my tool of pleasure, I can bring a woman to orgasm that would rival any man on the planet.
I am 6’1″ tall. I used to be a Victoria Secret’s model in Brazil. That was when I weighed 125 lbs. Now, I am 152 lbs of amazing beauty.
I have acted in three movies in Brazil, Spain, and Argentina. I am presently in Los Angeles screen testing for a part. Let me tell you the american “casting couch” is as live as any in the rest of the world. I thought women in America were more protected. Here they expect you to fuck the director, the star and even some of the technical staff.
I repeat, I have never had sex with a man. I tell the creeps that if they can measure up to the dildo I use to satisfy this hot,wet cunt they will need to measure up to 7 inches of thick black plastic. One that stays hard until I get off.
When I pull it out and show it to the tiny weenie want-to-be studs, they cringe, try to work up a smile and claim that they were not proposing what they were proposing. Men.
I’m too ready to be a Girlz. I could snap their necks while having lunch without a flinch. Or at any time I am awake. When I sleep my dreams are of doing much worst to them.
I do have to little brothers, 16 and 24. They are the sweetest people you could ever meet, perfect gentlemen. My mother and I saw to that. They will make some girl excellent companions. I would never harm them. So I know that their are a few other good men out there too.
Zen Lill, I am serious, if you would like to see me, You won’t have to wait until the film comes out.
Sophie
November 6th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Thank you Howie for speaking up for women here in the Middle East. In my country my brother was honored for killing our sister because she went swimming in a pool frequented by boys even though no boys were there only 8 other girls.
The other seven girls were beaten. But my big brave brother decided that our family couldn’t stand the indignity she had caused the family and only death would cleanse. So the bastard shot his baby sister in the head while we were forced to watch as a lesson to the family females to behave.
Pol-e Khomri
November 6th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Hello Pol-e-Khomri. It is sad that the Koran can be misinterpreted by Men to murder their own Female Family members for reasons that make no sense.
I am sorry for your loss. This must change. Women are Mothers, Sisters, and Wives.
How can a Man decide that death is the solution for swimming in a pool with 8 other girls. He should be arrested and put in Prison for Murder.
This is a twisted version of what the Koran says. It allows Men to rule over Woman any way they choose.
HOWIE
November 6th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
This is Lip Flapping Friday so I will give you some lip on your comment. I don’t think Zen Lill is seeking a Lesbian relationship. It would be up to her to tell you that, but I think I know her a little and she she would agree.
You may be the most beautiful Woman in the Word, but I think Zen Lill likes Men for her sexual pleasure, not Women. Especially you. You sound like a cold blooded Psychopath.
You do not have to love Men, but snapping their necks while having lunch without flinching is not a good quality to put on your resume for getting into the Girlz. They would probably not be seeking out Psychotic Women Murderers. They probably want Women who are a little more stable in the head.
You are mentally ill and you believe that Michelle or the Tao would be looking for nuts to bring on their ships?
I think you need to seek medical help for your mental problems.
That is the opinion of a non-Psychopathic Human Male. I believe Zen Lill would agree with me on this one — right?
HOWIE