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Just Noticing: Observations of a Blogger

Posted by Michelle Moquin on April 14th, 2013

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“Just noticing…”

• …Putting an eel up your butt isn’t a good idea.

 

Eel Removed From Man After Getting Stuck, Chewing Through Colon

Do not try this at home. Do not try this anywhere. Just do not try it.

A man in China’s southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.

According to a HuffPost translation of a blogger’s post on Chinese message board forum Mop.com, the eel reportedly chewed through the man’s colon, perforating his large intestine, and became stuck in his body cavity. A graphic X-ray image (seen below) shows how far inside the eel was when the man came in for treatment.

Medical team members reportedly said the eel, which was “simply trying to find its way out,” was alive when removed but died shortly thereafter. According to The Sun, the man is still recovering at the hospital and might face animal cruelty charges.

The Asian swamp eel — also known as the rice eel or rice paddy eel — is a snake-shaped fish that is commonly sold live at food markets in East Asian countries.

Although this type of eel is known as an invasive species in parts of the United States, this isn’t the first time that it’s made its way into (ahem) foreign habitats.

In 2012, a New Zealand man had to have an eel removed from his posterior. In 2010, a Chinese man died after his friends allegedly inserted an eel into his rectum as a joke.

 

An X-ray image shows how far inside the man’s body the eel was able to get.

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37 Responses to “Just Noticing: Observations of a Blogger”

1. Justin Says:
   April 15th, 2013 at 12:20 am

   WTF is wrong with people?? I mean really, How in the hell did he think this was going to end, SMDH.

2. Mac Says:
   April 15th, 2013 at 12:21 am

   I’ve heard of Snakes in da grass….watch out for…..
   But Snakes in da a.$.$……

3. Grey Says:
   April 15th, 2013 at 12:21 am

   LMAOOOOOOOO people be h0rny

4. Fud Says:
   April 15th, 2013 at 12:26 am

   Nasty nasty, stupid, freaky, wanting it in the butt,——————–

5. Burt Says:
   April 15th, 2013 at 12:28 am

   He’s lucky it wasn’t an electric eel, ’cause his ass really would’ve been shocked then!

6. Belle Says:
   April 15th, 2013 at 12:29 am

   eww LMAO! wtf would any1 want a eel in their butt.

7. Douglass Says:
   April 15th, 2013 at 12:30 am

   I read a similar story about this in China. They are just as nasty as white people

8. Marsha Says:
   April 15th, 2013 at 12:30 am

   Eww! Thats what he gets! I bet, he wont do that again.

9. Gwen Says:
   April 15th, 2013 at 12:30 am

   God MUST be around the corner at this point. There’s NO WAY this type of deviant human foolishness is gonna go on much longer!

10. Peter Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:31 am

    Poor eel. Such a s h i t t y situation.

11. Jennifer Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:32 am

    And this is just one incident we’ve heard about from ol’ boy…I can imagine that his sexual exploits up to this moment have been disgusting as well.

12. Gina Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:33 am

    I am seriously dying of laughter. Im calling 911 cause I cant take it anymore. WTF?

13. John Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:34 am

    what the H did this idiot think asgonna come from ptting a eel up your A–? what a idiot these non black people aree… thats why im gald i mess with nothing but blk men!! ha a eel up the a__ rotflmbao!!j

14. Tracy Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:35 am

    And white folks always boast about how smart Asians are…yeah right!

15. Erica Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:36 am

    OMFG How is that even a turn on!?? I am not inserting ANY slimey foreign animal in me for “pleasure”, idc who tries to make me do that ish ew I wouldnt even touch those things! wtfff

16. Gloria Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:37 am

    1st off Chaka<<<< is super fine. Second , I guess we are about to see the next movement of sexuality that people will try to make legit. God will not hold back when they die!!!

17. Donnel Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:38 am

    John, you a fool if you think theres not a single man with black colored skin that has put something weird up their butt.

18. James Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:39 am

    white men do more of this crap than blk.. and if i find a blk one with something foreign up his a–..im outa there… its a exit ..not a entrance..! you know those w people do that more than black… i saw a picture of a wm who had to go to the ER to get a d*ldo pulled out of his a__ and the nurses had a good time laughing at his dumb butt.

19. Anthony Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:41 am

    There use to be a dance in the 80`s called the snake,but i think he took it too far!

20. Brandy Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:45 am

    Holy mother of god. I’m pretty sure I’m going to have nightmares about this now.

21. Jenny Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:46 am

    I just told my friend about this and she just said there are no words…..Did he have help or shove the eel up his ass himself (the article doesn’t say if he had help)?

22. Kyle Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:46 am

    What the…people have too much time on their hands.

23. Ted Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:48 am

    …and too many eels in their butts!

24. Holly Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:49 am

    I guess porn really is bad for you.

25. Ken Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:50 am

    ..and seafood!

26. Ken Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:50 am

    I’m sure that eel wasn’t very happy being forced into that dark, aromatic hole.

27. Jon Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:51 am

    Just another exotic animal smuggling story.

28. Lisa Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:51 am

    Michelle, Did the eel die,too?

29. Jon Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:53 am

    It’s a sad state of affairs when you need an “Exit Only” sign mounted over your asshole.

30. Kyle Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:53 am

    That eel got a bum rap.

31. Clark Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:55 am

    My buddy is an anesthesiologist. He did his residency at a hospital that is big into trauma and indigent cases. Needless to say, they got more than their share of odd insertions.

    He told me about a guy that came in with a sweet potato in his butt. The patient and his buddy had been putting sweet potatoes in newspaper bags (the kind of bag that they sleeve the paper in before they throw it on your lawn), greasing the bag, inserting and then pulling the potato back out by pulling on the bag.

    Well, one bag ripped and left the potato inserted. The guy figured he would pass said potato and left it there for a few days. By the time he figured he had an emergency brewing in his butt, he had a nasty case of toxic shock.

    People are truly disturbing.

32. Wanda Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:55 am

    I had a friend that used to work in the ER and she has seen some crazy sh*t. One guy had a frozen fish stuck up there and another had a trophy. She said that these guys always said that they backed up and fell onto the object accidentally. *snort*

33. Charlene Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:56 am

    My Aunt worked in the emergency room. One guy came in with a mouse up his ass. Others came in with sex toys in their systems that had to be surgically removed.

    It awes me how far people will go for a thrill.

34. Pearl Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:57 am

    My old boss used to work in the ER. The doctor called her in to assist one day. A woman from Jamaica came in with a yam in vagina.

    Apparently it is used for birth control in the country. She forgot about and voila….it started to grow in her vagina. There were leaves and whatnot coming from her crotch.

35. Ken Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:58 am

    Sounds like they got their lunches shoved up their butts to me…frozen fish, eels, yams, sweet potatoes. Its a buttfet.

36. Ian Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:59 am

    “That actually really works. When most men find a yam in a woman’s vagina, they no longer want to have sex with them. …”

    But there is a sudden overwhelming craving for sweet potato fries.

37. Jon Says:
    April 15th, 2013 at 12:59 am

    And they already have dip on them….