Subway Humor
Posted by Michelle Moquin on October 22nd, 2013
Good morning!
How is everyone doing? If you’re not smiling this morning, perhaps this will curve your lips. It certainly did mine.
Panhandler Pranks Entire Subway Car
Well…are you smiling now? Blog me.
Peace, Love, and laughter. yeah.
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October 22nd, 2013 at 9:20 am
Loved this one Michelle. What a wonderful way to start my day as I head for the subway.
October 22nd, 2013 at 9:22 am
Stuff it Dirk-Jan. As Zen Lill said, if it isn’t working you need to talk about it. Obviously you aren’t pleasing her or she wouldn’t be complaining about it.
October 22nd, 2013 at 9:23 am
Akemi, Wow! I came just reading that.
October 22nd, 2013 at 9:31 am
Akemi, yes my lovers are all black men, well except for Alfonz, he is half latino. Zen Lill you missed the part where I said “I would be as stuck up as most of those white bitches who think they have been fucked good by their white boys.”
I still think it was a good trade off. You can buy good dick, but good dick can’t buy you a Chanel bag.
October 22nd, 2013 at 9:33 am
Zen Lill, you said it exactly as I saw it. Who knows why or how another choose to handle their grief. And why do they think they have the right to.
October 22nd, 2013 at 9:34 am
Don’t expect those racists to have any humanity Zen Lill that is why they are racists.
October 22nd, 2013 at 9:36 am
Zen Lill I married a man with a 4 inch dick. He was my first and only before I married. When I caught him sending emails to another woman and divorced him, I discovered there here bigger during dating.
Honestly, women shouldn’t marry until they have shopped around.
October 22nd, 2013 at 9:41 am
Zen Lill not every situation lends itself to open discussion. My white husband often brags about his 7 inch dick. But he refuses to listen when I tell him I am too dry to take that thing. He just rams it in after a little cunnilingus and I am in pain the whole time.
I yell but he acts as if that is his cue to ram it in even harder. I put up with it to keep him from straying. He is a good provider and the children love him. Outside of the bedroom he is a real gentleman.
October 22nd, 2013 at 9:43 am
Thank you for telling it like it is Zen Lill. I’ve been telling my sister just that when she complains about her husband’s bedroom performance. I send her the link.
October 22nd, 2013 at 9:48 am
zen Lill, my mother send me a link to your post to Carla, Sabrina and Kristi, I personally like your closing advice. I have a fiance who could use some talking to about his sex. He thinks that because he is a white man with a big dick that is enough to make him god in bed to white women.
I have been asking my mother for advice. She said that my father, bless his soul, never satisfied her, but when she started redating after his death, she insisted on getting the men she slept with to please her or they would not get a third chance.
Thank you. You should be a counselor. This is my first time to this blog. I will look for you from now on.
October 22nd, 2013 at 9:53 am
Zen Lill, I am Hindu. In Pakistan we are men who know what our women need and we don’t need your meddling.
October 22nd, 2013 at 9:58 am
Thank you, thank you Zen Lill, if only you could split open their heads and put that advice 25. Zen Lill Says: October 22nd, 2013 at 8:15 am in.
I have sent that link to everyone of my girlfriends that I think don’t read this blog.
October 22nd, 2013 at 9:58 am
Ditto Zen Lill
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:01 am
Hagagriv#10, I live in India and I am Hindu also. Men wherever they live whatever their race or culture need to heed what Zen Lill is saying.
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:08 am
Ajouter aux femmes que Madhuri et je suis d’accord à 100% avec vous.
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:10 am
Dirk you are a jerk.
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:12 am
Akemi#28(明美 Says: October 22nd, 2013 at 9:09 am) – Girl you need to write a book.
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:13 am
Zen Lill, I wouldn’t worry about the typos. We love the message.
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:20 am
The carbon dioxide pollution in the US that is causing such problems for the Wonaski must be addressed with concern for their presence here that preceded humans. Their very existence is being threatened.
Those that suggest that they come down from the trees and live on the forest floor have no true understanding of earth environmental conditions outside of their instrumentations.
They are orchid dependent life forms. Orchids that dwell high up in the trees. Would those of you who suggest they descend, accept relocating your race from one place in the galaxy to another?
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:22 am
Zen Lill, if only you spoke Italian. The men here desperately need to read your posts.
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:26 am
Just got the link. What kind of blog is this? Women brag about cheating on their husbands. I would beat my woman to death slowly if she did that to me. And as for telling a man how to fuck, if my woman made such a suggestion I would slap the shit out of her and fuck that ass so hard she would know who was the man of this house.
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:27 am
Why are men so threatened by a woman’s opinion?
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:28 am
I agree Zen Lill men could learn something by listening to the suggestion of their sexual partners.
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:29 am
You men need to listen to Zen Lill. Sex is about more than you sticking that thing of your between our legs for a few minutes of your pleasure.
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:32 am
Paolo, you are the reason some women can’t take Zen Lill’s advice and have to resort to cheating. We are human beings too and we need more than what the selfish likes of you offer.
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:33 am
Howie what’s that post concerning the Wonaski about?
October 22nd, 2013 at 10:56 am
明美, I live in Kin Town near Camp Hansen on Honto. I too have a black lover. He is wonderful. It is difficult for us. But our love is worth it. Yes, he is a good lover, but he is a better human being. I love the gentleness about him in and out of bed.
I keep asking him to marry me. But he fears that I will be disinherited and he cannot afford to keep me in the style I am accustomed to. I moved to Kin to be near him. We met in Tokyo. I had just won a beauty contest for a cosmetic company and he was clapping so loudly for my win that I couldn’t help but look at this American soldier standing in a coveted spot in the front row.
Like you said, I could not stop staring at his super black skin. What I used to be afraid of, I now love to stroke and caress. His black skin is marvelous. He is marvelous through and through.
After we make love he holds me so close and we talk about our life’s experiences. I am 23 he is 22. We are young only in age as we have much to talk about. I have loved him for 13 months. He will be leaving soon. I don’t know what to say to convince him to take me with him.
He says that he has asked and gotten permission to return after spending 3 months in training on Guam. I will travel ahead of him so we can be there during his training. I cannot lose this man. He is my chou and I am his.
Chikako
October 22nd, 2013 at 11:11 am
I am Japanese American. I live in San Francisco. It is nothing here for mixed couples to be seen together. I have a black husband. We have 3 beautiful children. None were born with his thick kinky black hair I love so much.
I tease him about who has the strongest gene. The two boys look just like him but they have my color and hair. Our second is a girl who definitely has his personality but she looks like me with his color though not nearly as dark.
I write to say that many japanese american men are prejudiced also. I suppose it may be due to the myth that black men are so huge. My husband has a very big one, I have not measured it but it is huge, I have a difficult time getting the head in my mouth and it is way longer than my hand. I didn’t marry him because of his dick.
I married him because he was the smartest one in my analytic geometry class. I asked him to tutor me as I was a A student and I stood to get a B in that class if I didn’t get some help. After I got to know him, I discovered he was the one for me. It took some convincing him, his sisters just did not go for this japanese girl.
But I won them over and now we are best friends. Race is a non issue without the prejudices we are taught when we are children. We have over come them. My family loves him and He was recently name CEO of fathers corporation in the Philippines. We will relocate in February. Another racial challenge, but we will meet it together.
I love my country America. Where else can any race, creed, sex or whatever fine love and acceptance without fear of denial.
October 22nd, 2013 at 11:14 am
Yeah, Howie, what’s up with the Wonasaki? Good to see the man who knows all things alien is back. You make this blog, man. We tune in to get the scoop.
October 22nd, 2013 at 12:39 pm
The Wonaski are a species that preceded arrogant Humans on Earth. The carbon dioxide pollution in the U.S. that is causing such problems for the Wonaski must be addressed. We are not the Apex species and do not care that there was sentient life here long before we existed. Now their very existence is being threatened by our “Progress” and the pollution that comes along as a by-product or our progress.
Those that suggest that they come down and live on the ground when their food supply (Orchids) is located high in the forest, are not thinking what it would be like for a superior life form to stick us in an unfamiliar environment even here on Earth such as in the center of the earth where we can eat fungi and survive to live out our days here in the unfamiliar dark — It would not be our natural environment which we have grown comfortable with throughout the millennia.
We must treat ALL life forms as we would like to be treated by superior beings. That is how it is done on other planets which are successful places.
HOWIE
October 22nd, 2013 at 12:51 pm
Mischa, yes this video made me smile, the I got a laugh out loud from #30 Dirk-Jan, dude I gave my ‘I know a lot not all’ disclaimer, though your psychic intent was so clear I could feel it while reading your written words. It’s possible some fear (fight or flight kicked in for sure) crept in when your received the link from your GF, that’s natural…though why she felt you needed to see it is what you could be exploring, she obviously digs you so why not use it as a launching point for kicking your game up a notch – hers, too (I use the term game’ as in technique but clearly there’s feeling and other factors at play in any on-going relationship). Ask yourself if all is well in your zone made for 2 lately, not where my expertise is or is not…that’s called ‘deflection’ and I’m not called you out without understanding, I do, reread before reacting.
Kristi, hope this is helpful – the squeeze technique…instead of soldiering in and doing the in/out to its natural end for him, have him thrust a few times and pull out, grab the head firmly between your thumb and first 2 fingers and squeeze (not too hard but firm) and hold then slowly slide down an inch or so and come back and hold, slows him down and allows him to control the situation, reinsert and repeat until you feel it’s good time for his happy ending.
In the meantime, you can take that carefully squeezed head and bring it in to your own special spot and get yourself turned on or even off with it…your call…it takes a minor amount of tweaking of technique to get this one right but I’ve seen more than a few unhappy couples get way more satisfaction trying this.
Men, this is all meant to be helpful, you can go into – ‘who needs her shit’ mode if you want to but I know very well just how psychologically based the attachment between you and your penis really is…if you want to fix that without being a threatened fearful person, read on, you don’t – well, then you get the respect you deserve (Paolo I will speak with you in a moment).
Akemi, lovely erotica writing there, I agree with #17 Missy. I threw all of mine away years ago and am about to take up the cause again, clearly there’s a call for it, I would inspire you to do it since you have inspired me to rethink it!
#4 Carla, I apologize for missing that. Many white women w/less endowed hubbies know they’ll be carrying Chanel purses and not much else, they’ve got nuttin’ to be stuck up about except their cash flow (hmm, think: lockstep repug women) protecting the providers ego…I’ll throw in this: I’ve seen classy people dressed from TJ Maxx and Chanel wearing women with little class so we all make our choices so as long as the trade off is of your liking, who am I to judge?
#6 Bonnie, true enough and I stand corrected.
#7 Maggie, I agree completely and I would also suggest they read more sexual self help books than ones about ‘relationships’ so they know how to work their own pleasure so they can offer up suggestions to their men and to just pleasure themselves, (and no that’s not cheating to do that, sorry…)
#8 Eleanor, take matters into your own hands, but some expensive silicon lube, it’s like silk, and you may be begging for a cowgirl ride. And if he’s going to stray he’s going to stray, none of what you do or how you do it affects that man moment of choice, he’s either turning it down or he’s not, I don’t condemn that either, there are many reasons why both men and women stray…can we get into that at another time? (I’m not condoning nor condemning though monogamy does seem to be in need of further discussion in my opinion)
#9 Rose, good for you for sending it to your sister, tell her if she needs some wording to stop by and ask…this isn’t a gauntlet throwing it’s a mutual ‘let’s kick it up a notch for each other’ movement. When suggestions are made the way I suggest, trust me, he will want to hear you…and it’s all done without compromising who you are or his manhood.
#10 Debra, thank you, I am a counselor/holistic hypnotherapist and I plan to be a lot more. Judging by the reaction to what I’ve written it’s good timing on my part, I’m working on a podcast/youtube series and have a company ready to get me the connectivity I need for worldwide clients, all very exciting times…
#12 Irene, thanks for spreading the word : )
#20 Giovanna, if Mischa will allow me to take up space again, I will repost in Italian. I will respectfully ask for permission from the commander on that.
AND NOW…
#11 Hayagriv, thank you for the belly laugh also & sure ya do ; )I was going to write – let’s hear from your ladies, and then read: #14 Madhuri, so she gave you the word, NO, you in fact don’t know how to please ‘your women’ – and then #15 Aimee’ confirmed that in French, so there you have it…
ahhhhh….#21 Paolo, no one said GO CHEAT ON YOUR HUSBAND, no if you read correctly you would realize that those men were not making pleasurable love to their wives for a variety of reasons and nor did those said men care. I never said ‘tell your man how to fuck’ though if a man is putting his parts near a woman she could and should reserve the right to receive pleasure from the interaction or else a woman is just a receptacle for an inadequate male bc any ‘real man’ wants and in fact loves to please his woman. Don’t you aim to please your lover and if she moaned more ‘this’ way than ‘that’ way wouldn’t you be more inclined (even if for your own ego) to do more of ‘this’ than ‘that’ – imagine if she said it in words about what ‘this’ is that it made you so carazeee that you had to act out her fantasy immediately…(and some women like what you offered up as your punishment, heck they may even like to play the game that it is punishment ; )
Just open yourself to receiving information – any information from your woman, the universe, life….your resistance is your own wall, believe me if you let it down you will be the ‘man with da house’ or not and you won’t care so much, #22, 23, 24 & 25 are right bc you fell right into being threatened and intimidated bc you misinterpreted the intent and the content for that matter. Being fearful is a normal reaction though breaking through your own limitations is very liberating and you won’t feel the need to control and ‘keep a woman in her place’ – isn’t it better is she WANTS to be in that place next to you??
I have said enough except #28 Nikki, all i can say is BEAUTIFUL, I smiled reading your entire story.
HOWIE, how are you blogging bro and what the heck is up with Wonasaki??
I’m so glad I’m home recording today : )
Luv Luv and more Luv (especially to those of you that get scared when you read about sex and immediately feel fear about being controlled or whatever comes up, I invite you to take a few deep breaths and ‘let it go’ and see what’s really lurking there)
- Zen Lill
October 22nd, 2013 at 1:05 pm
Howie, that was great reading and we can be an arrogant bunch indeed.
I think I’d rather be an orchid eating Wonasaki and I’m not being facetious.
Luv yaz, ZL
October 22nd, 2013 at 1:40 pm
Howie, you the man.
October 22nd, 2013 at 1:43 pm
Where’s Larry been? Not sure why you came to mind…does it matter? – ZL
October 22nd, 2013 at 1:53 pm
When love calls to you, follow
Through its ways are hard and steep
And more oftern than not will cause you to weep.
When love enfolds you submit to it
Though the bitter potion hidden among its pinions
may sting just a bit
When love speaks to you listen with your heart
though its voice may shatter the dreams
You envisioned from the start.
Even as love will crown you so will it crucify you.
When it ascends o your highest heights
So will it descend to your darkest nights.
All this will love do to you
That you may know life’s deepest secrets and in that knowledge
Be able to live also with life’s keenest regrets.
October 22nd, 2013 at 1:54 pm
Oh dear, I forgot to give you the one caveat: because you are getting good sex, also stay responsible for your own emotions, not always but often men can and will (and in the moment they are in it) have lengthy affairs/relationships and while you’re busy thinking you’re both completely in love, they are not…they are engaged in a great sexual thang.
In the end, you will have loved and lost but it’s way better than not loving at all so please take care of your own psyche so you don’t obsess or will him back against his will, etc…nobody wants a ‘fatal attraction’ type in their lives and you certainly do not want to be her. It’s a scary place – just remember no matter what he gives you, you brought yourself there to receive and when the feelings are not mutual anymore, it’ll sting but it’ll make for memories for many years to come (pun FULLY intended and you can enjoy and use your lovely memories to your orgasmic advantage : )
- ZL – must go play/work now, ha!
October 22nd, 2013 at 2:17 pm
Kevin just saw your comment from a few days ago, you can book anyplace between palos verdes a d Hermosa beach, I can’t tell you ill be there in the morning but Friday I’m free fr a time…your call. -ZL
October 22nd, 2013 at 2:18 pm
I’ve only been reading this blog for about three months. But the more I read it, the harder it is to stay away. I find myself checking throughout the day for my favorite characters(I mean that lovingly). Zen Lill you are far and away the most difficult to discern.
Sometimes I think you are Michelle, taking poetic license to come back to spar, encourage, enlighten or chastise the flock. Then I suppose you are an older male, experienced and wanting to take the male side lightly to balance out the arguments. But I could be wrong and you are who you are, a very skilled writer.
Social Butterfly, I have quoted you so much in my classes that my students have taken to calling me that, though I would prefer they had dubbed me Prism Princess. Some of my students think that both those characters are also are the products of Michelle’s mind since they say neither came to be before Michelle started to separate herself from her husband. Who, I’m told, was a regular on her blog before they split.
Hence, it is more than interesting having a male arise with prominence on this blog. It is Howie. I have not read enough to have an opinion of him as yet. Lest I forget LeTa0 who I very familiar because it is easy to follow him on Huff post, the Times and other blogs. I fanned him when he had less than a dozen fans. It was his post that said that he came here to post when he was censored on Huff Post that brought me here.
Now I prefer here to HP and those others because as he said it is uncensored and raw. Breaks over. Have to go.
Whitney
October 22nd, 2013 at 2:24 pm
Yeah, Larry where are you? I was hoping you and Zen Lill would make it a thing and we would hear about it on the blog. Looks like Kevin has beaten you out. You snooze, you lose.
Come on now you going to allow a 62 year old horny dude beat you out?
October 22nd, 2013 at 4:01 pm
Whitney, ill take the compliment ‘a very skilled writer’ bc I am who I am and I guess you can put me in a box to label me (as Mischas alter ego fr her use, or as an older man, or what-have-you…) or you can just enjoy my varied nature, that’s entirely up to you, I’m cool either way…
Dafne, I could not stop laughing when I just read your comment!
And I’m still playing/working perfectly, luv it. It’s been awhile since I’ve been here in and off all day…!
- ZL
October 22nd, 2013 at 7:17 pm
HI, Im back again (I know, groan : ) but I saw a few things that I didn’t before while scanning comments…
1. Anonz posted a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKKQnijnsM that I just got around to watching, oops, and its too true, wake up USA and then the next yt video on the cue was this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYZpWTvre9c its George Carlin’s take on the economy and please do not skip the ad, she is hilarious and the product is real, lol…
2. Kent, I make your day when I post (darling?)? I didn’t know that (and today your day is made several times over)
That’s it, I am off my computer I’ve got texting and skyping to do ; )
- ZL