Clone This! And This…And This…
Posted by Michelle Moquin on May 5th, 2009
After reading my write yesterday I got an e-mail from a regular reader. And suprisingly from someone that I don’t know, or at least I am not aware if I know this person. I didn’t recognize the name but that really doesn’t mean anything since there are so many anonymouses out there, and those using pseudo names. But nontheless I was delighted. And the request was even more of a surprise.
The e-mailer, a man, sent this note to his girlfriend hoping that she would loan herself for his little project. He told me that the note said, “If I buy one, can we make it together? I need you to contribute obviously LOL.” And attached to that e-mail note was this link:
Clone A Willy & Make Your Own Dildo- Low Price Guarantee
holisticwisdom.com/article_sex…
Haha! I thought that his note was so cute, and so did the recipient, his girlfriend. She agreed to participate in his little project, however, her one caveat was that he get me to write about it. Now how could I refuse some fun for this couple? And really…doesn’t this seem like something I might post?
If you haven’t clicked on the link yet, you’re in for a treat. This company not only sells kits to clone your man, as mentioned above, but as my loyal reader suggested to his love, he would like her to contribute her little love nest too. Yes, you too can have a clone of your favorite ‘lil pussy!…just the outer labia lips only – Unlike your honey, who can use her dildo, the perfect replica of her pussy is not penetrable. Sorry guys; this is for your lusting eyes only.
The Details: The materials are 100% natural and non toxic. And, they come in a variety of colors: white & brown skin tones, chocolate, (warning: If you’re too hot it will melt in your mouth…or um…other places) & glow in the dark. (If you wake up and want some, and your man’s gone, you’ll have no trouble finding it). Yes, even the smallest anatomical details like veins and ridges in your flesh will be reproduced (!) And for all of those women out there who like a little motion, yes you can add a vibrating device. Is this a hoot or wha’at? And hey, if Oprah endorsed it, how can you go wrong?
I only have one question: Can you clone my asshole too? :) (Did I just say that?)
Time to get off of mine and get outta here….
Gratefully your blog host,
michelle
Aka BABE: Your Bad Ass Bitch Editor
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May 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Wow, not sure I want a ‘replica’ really, never thought about it : ) like the idea of the warm water filled ‘tool’ though, pliable/warm (now we’re talking, ick on the hard cold plastic – I’m way over that)and there are many other toys to love, including one you wrote about in August (I bought it, best hundy I’ve spent, thanks for that) but that site has articles for days, going back there now, caught the word ‘tantric’ on my way out ; ) love that word and idea.
Oh and I really hate the word ‘Willy’ too goofy for a fine tool/jewel. Lil’ pussy is endearing though, no? : )
Nice to be off politics for a mo’ and just let the juices flow again, hmmmm?
Luv, Zen Lill
May 5th, 2009 at 11:39 am
I sent the link to you, Mischa, but I decided to blog it myself…’Kenyan women boycott sex to make women’s rights’ point’ – an intimate political move, I thought it was an extraordinary measure and idea. – ZL
May 5th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
I have an idea which could save you money too. Get out your camera, take your own shots, post ‘em and let the readers decide how “inpenetrable” they are.
May 6th, 2009 at 3:38 am
Michelle have you started something in my house. My husband who says he thinks that you are a not for real wants to make a clone of my pussy.
I asked him how he knew so quickly about this article when he says all the time that he wishes that I wouldn’t read your column because you are insane.
He laughed and said you finally got some sense. Okay should I let this pervert clone my pussy?
Betty
May 6th, 2009 at 3:44 am
I can believe you “said that.” My husband just loves my ass. He licks it. Fingers it and begs me to let him put his big dick in it. I tell him I will never let him put that big thing into my ass.
Now he wants to clone it. He says that since my idol suggests it, I can’t say no.
Okay, Idol, how does one go about getting her ass hole cloned. And can I get one that will be penetrable?
Carrie
May 6th, 2009 at 3:53 am
My mother just called me and told me to log on to your blog. My god, are you a christian? What have you gotten my mother reading? My mother actually said that if you had existed in her day she might have saved her marriage.
She said that she would have cloned her pussy for her husband’s use and kept her pussy for my dad’s use. Then she could have stayed with the may she loved emotionally and kept fucking the man she loved sexually.
As it was she left her first husband and married my dad. They stayed married for 13 years. Then he died and left the family fortune and all its headaches(fights with his family) to her..
As a good christian Georgian girl, I have to ask you if you have asked your God if you should be sponsoring cloning pussies?
I can’t believe my mother and her girlfriends have been reading this stuff for over a year. She shares everything with me, I thought. I guess not.
Viola
May 6th, 2009 at 3:55 am
OMG
Am I missing out. I have never even looked at my vagina lips.
May 6th, 2009 at 4:03 am
Girl, are you on time. I have been douching my ass for years. I married a white boy and he just loves this big black ass.
Oh, and he is well hung. It did take me a few years to teach him how to use that swinging dick properly. He use to just shove it in and expect me to get off on it’s size.
july 21 will make 11 years of marriage. I guess I can clone this pussy for his anniversary gift. He is a great father and I love all the attention he gives me.
But I refuse to clone my ass.
Toni
May 6th, 2009 at 4:39 am
Michelle
You are so unfair. I blogged all day yesterday to get in. I am in Oulu, Finland. We often meet here on Rotusaari Pedestrian St. or at Mannerheim Park on the weekends to discuss in english your latest blog topics.
It was my turn to write in. You shut your blog down. I won’t get a turn again for a week. We here in Oulu have a different take on your blog than the stadis.
Could we have a gimma(girl) connection like Anna’s from Guam?
Would you object to us doing it in Finnish?
Neila
May 6th, 2009 at 4:49 am
I would love to clone my pussy if I could get a functional one. I am tired of fucking this man i have been married to for 6 years. He has no idea how to please a woman in bed.
Out of bed he is a prince. He knows how to talk a girl our of her pants, but once she has them off, she is basically on her own.
I am hooked on this guy who is not marriage material, but he fucks me silly. I literally dream daily of fucking him. His dick is so sweet that if I could clone it, my world would be complete.
I guess this is really about, where do I get the stuff to clone that sweet dick. Is this for real?
Beatrice
May 6th, 2009 at 5:09 am
Michelle you have just helped Obama create a job. I am going to clone this talented piece of meat between my legs and market it.
I am presently using my computer with some friends and theirs to create the moves I use with this 71/2 inches of pure pleasure.
Check my thumbs Zen Lill. It is accurate. I am not that tall 5’7″ but the package speaks for it self. I leave the ladies pleased and coming back. I do intend the pun.
I don’t actually need the work. My old job was working with Madoff’s secretaries to fleece the idle rich. I loved fucking them out of their money, then fucking their arm candy.
The perks were many. Now, I am practically a version of the swine flu. No one will talk to me. The women still see me on the side, but I am tired of being just a dick in the dark.
The secretaries didn’t know a thing about finance, they were just pretty faces pushing paper that Madoff instructed us to give them. Yes, we knew that we were ripping off the greedy rich looking to get richer.
Frankly, I loved doing it. It was a riot every day. We had to keep coming up with exciting ideas to push to justify the returns we were claiming to be able to produce.
We partied hard. Spent their money like guys who found a million dollars in the street at night not to far from a strip joint.
So while I wait for the next Madoff, I need a gig. Why not clone the sweet stick for profit.
Joel
May 6th, 2009 at 5:39 am
Senator Jeff Sessions is an example of how white men show that they have no conscious about the feelings of others. Here is a man who as a US attorney for the southern district of Alabama and Alabama’s attorney general used his job to enforce his racism. He spent most of his time prosecuting blacks who wanted to vote for voter fraud to intimidate black americans who went to the polls.
Other white bigots in power rewarded his efforts with an appointment to the federal bench. Fortunately Ted Kennedy was not intimidated by his supporters and fought to keep him from the bench.
But other whites elected him to the US senate year after year since 1996. His racism will have to be endured by OTWs in the US and around the world until 2014. Can you imagine Rev. Wright getting the support of the black race for political office?
White america would have a hissy fit. Yet, they see nothing wrong with rewarding their bigots with political power to enact their bigotry at the expense of OTWS.
When their bigots, racists, and nazi wannabes spout their hatred it is called “free speech.” When the Rev wrights of the OTW race speak about their experience at the hands of whites, it is called “hate speech.”
This is the man the renaziparty is placing in charge of the Subcommittee on Oversight and the courts in the US senate. It is an insult to OTWs that the state of alabama would elect Jeff Sessions to the US senate in the first place.
But for the renaziparty to have a federal judge reject because of his history of racial bigotry to be in a position to rule on an appointment to the US Supreme Court? Need more be said about the insensitivity of the white boy?
Robert
May 6th, 2009 at 5:43 am
I’m all for cloning my dick for my wife. I will feel much better that she will be at home sucking my dick while i’m away earning the support for the family.
May 6th, 2009 at 5:48 am
Michelle
What have you started? My husband who claimed he would never read you blog again when you published about white men with tiny weewees is after me about cloning his dick so I can use it when he is away.
Why bother? I have tampons that are bigger. Men, and their fixation on their tiny members.